THE LONELY ISLAND - Three-Way (The Golden Rule) lyrics

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Your mom says, "Hi" — Jinx!

Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah

Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah

Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah

Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah

Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah

Yeah yeah yeah no no

Yeah yeah yeah, yeah yeah yeah

Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah

Summertime in the city

And everybody's having sex

You know I just got a page from a girl that I met last week at the Payless

Shoe stores

I also have a cutie to call who likes the way I knock on her boots

Well let's help them back

Let's handle that

In two-to-six hours,

We'll meet back here and regroup

Now let's shoop

Roll up to her crib with some Bartles & James

Hop off the buss with the Alizé

Now hold up player, whatchu diggity-doing here?

I should diggity-ask you the same

And she sang

Hey, boys I want you both

I hope that you think that's cool

(Say word?)

I know most guys won't freak together

She forgot about the Golden Rule — a huh huh

It's OK to put us in a three-way

It's not gay when it's in a three-way

With a honey in the middle there's some leeway

The area's grey in a one, two, three-way

Normally, I don't get down with dudes

But tonight is a special exception (Great)

See you're my best friend

Through thick and thin

Now it's time to make a triple connection

Lights off

Here in the dark (Here in the dark)

It's so hard to tell (So hard to tell)

Where her body ends (La la)

And my homie's begins (Ew wee)

This rule dates back (The Golden Rule)

To ancient Greece (Takin' about Cesar)

We're two Jack Trippers and a Chrissy

The new Three's Company

It's OK to put us in a three-way

It's not gay when it's in a three-way

With a honey in the middle there's some leeway

The area's grey in a one, two three-way

Fellas. Get ready.

To Impress a chick

Helicopter d*ck, go! Hellicopter d*ck. Helicopter d*ck

To Impress a chick chick

Helicopter d*ck

And all of that was OK

'Cuz it was in a three-way

It's right there when you see the instant replay (boom)

Maybe two is enough

That's what they'll say

But we'll say, "Hell no."

It's a one, two, three-way

Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah