THE LONELY ISLAND - The Old Saloon (Interlude) lyrics

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(No I'm being serious)

Yo, Its the Wild Wild West

You came to the right place my man

Get Ready, here we go

(New Shit!)

Welcome my Friends to the old saloon

Everyone in town is hangin out

If you gotta drink, well you drink it down

Then we'll all go have sex with whores

(Brand New!)

I'm Old Bill I just rode into town

On my horse?

You betcha on my horse!

That the thing in the Old West Times

Everybody enjoys a good horse ride

If you cheat at cards youll get thrown out

Right out the Saloon doors on your butt

Come back in and buy a round of whiskey

Guess what? All is forgiven!!

(DJ *gibberish*!)

Blibbity Jane and your another guy thats probably an Indian

This whiskeys warm (DJ *gibberish*!) and smells like piss

Oh no my stache smells like piss!

So thats the story see if you can do it

The Old Wild West is no place for a lady

Im the bartender but Im also the Mayor

So just put that Asian Hooker (DJ Waaahhh) on my lap

Im Tiny Tim and its almost Christmas

Sure is dusty here.<br />

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Thanks to razvan