THE LONELY ISLAND

THE LONELY ISLAND - Stork Patrol lyrics

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tork patrol, always patrollin

Stork patrol, he's rollin

Stork patrol, with my storkies

Stork patrol

Yo what up, fine feathered stork?

Peace, you're lovely

Hollow legs, long beak, feathers so cuddly

Yo I wanna step to you stork, but I don't know how

Your style's mad intimidating, makes me go wild

Get ya open like those web toes

You know I spread those scrawny bird legs past the head when I bed those

Stanky sea stork steady salty in your seed sack

Have at this barnacle, bird, ya know I need that

Your feathers shiny, nasty plumage

Let me probe your inner sanctum, I love you doin it

Witchya storkin ass

Beautiful Marabou

Plenty of birdseed for you, incubators too

What up Marabou-bou, don't I recognize you?

National Geographic, cover, ninety-two

Turn around your backyard, I can barely speak

Oops, there go my kids all over your beak

Calling all storks, we're on a stork patrol

We have an APB out for three storks heading one-eighty

Chicks fly the coop when you pull up to dem first

She's a beautiful specimen (she's a stork! )

A beautiful specimen

'Ey yo peepin, I know you love Victoria's Egret

Garter belts all in your claws on some freak ish

I love you like my wingspan, everything's grand

Knock it airborne, make you pray to god to bring land

Never worry bout what your friends say, they're just pelicans

Swallowin the minnows of this other species' gentlemen

Thirty days, thirty nights on my eggs you sitted

Cuz you always been committed, til the day I was acquitted

Lovely, eatin baby crocodiles and insects

Let me be your park ranger and your sanctuary pretect

Ooh, I wanna ruffle you up, suck on your beak

Freak nasty ish, make you stand on one feet

Yo my eyes are red, my voice is tremblin

Please don't leave me, stork

This ish, I need you til the end

When the cops came, you held my stash in your beak

God damn, nasty freak!

Alright, listen up, stork

We, human men, have got you surrounded

Now come outside and marry one of us

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