THE LONELY ISLAND - Squirrels In My Pants lyrics

rate me

Lock eyes from across the room

Down my drink while the rhythms boom

Take your hand and skip the names

No need here for the silly games

Make your way through the smoke and crowd

The club is the sky and I'm on your cloud

Move in close as the lasers fly

Our bodies touch and the angels cry

Leave this place go back to yours

Our lips first touch outside your doors

The whole night what we've got in store

Whisper in my ear that you want some more

And there's squirrels in my pants

This really never happens you can take my word

I won't apologize, that's just absurd

Mainly your fault from the way that you dance

And now there's squirrels in my pants

Don't tell your friends or I'll say your nuts

Plus it's your fault, you were rubbing my butt

I'm very sensitive, some would say that's a plus

Now I'll go home and change

I need a few things from the grocery

Do things alone now mostly

Left me heart broken not lookin for love

Surprised in my eyes when I looked above

The check out counter and I saw a face

My heart stood still so did time and space

Never felt that I could feel real again

But the look in her eyes said I need a friend

She turned to me that's when she said it

Looked me dead in the face, asked Cash or Credit?

And there's squirrels in my pants

It's perfectly normal, nothing wrong with me

But were going to need a clean up on aisle 3

And now I'm posed in an awkward stance because there's squirrels in my pants

To be fair you were flirting a lot

Plus the way you bag cans got me bothered and hot

Please stop acting like you're not impressed

One more thing, I'm gonna pay by check

Last week - I saw a film

As I recall it was a horror film

Walked outside into the rain

Checked my phone and saw you rang and there's squirrels in my pants

Speeding down the street when the red lights flash

Need to get away need to make a dash

A song comes on that reminds me of you and there's squirrels in my pants

The next day my alarm goes off and there's squirrels in my pants

Open my window and a breeze rolls in and there's squirrels in my pants

When Bruce Willis was dead at the end of sixth sense

I just ate a grape and there's squirrels in my pants

I went, "Squirrels in my pants!"

Ok, seriously, you guys, can we, Ok?

There are squirrels in my pants every time you're next to me

And when we're holding hands it's like you're in love with me

You say I'm premature I just call it ecstasy

I wear rubber at all times it's a necessity

Cuz there's squirrels in my pants

(Squirrels in my pants, squirrels in my pants, squirrels in my pants, squirrels in my pants)

Yes, squirrels in my pants

(Squirrels in my pants, squirrels in my pants