THE LONELY ISLAND

THE LONELY ISLAND - Space Olympics lyrics

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Reach for the stars! <br>

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You stand on a distant planet <br>

Skyline of red plateaus <br>

Strange air and vegetation <br>

You're a winner! <br>

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Welcome to the Space Olympics <br>

The year Thirty Twenty Two <br>

Take part in a grand tradition <br>

Your name echoes in the holes of the universe! <br>

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Believe in yourself! <br>

Take your game into outer space! <br>

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Every single galactic athlete <br>

Needs a coded ID badge <br>

Drug tests are mandatory <br>

You're a winner! <br>

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The Athlete's Village is on Zargon <br>

You all get a junior suite <br>

We don't cover incidentals <br>

So keep your ass off the minibar! <br>

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You're the best in the world! <br>

Brace yourself 'cause there's no gravity! <br>

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You're in the motherfuckin' Space Olympics! <br>

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Let it be known by every nation <br>

You'll only get one meal a day <br>

There was a bit of a budget SNAFU <br>

And food funding is insufficient <br>

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We can't really enforce a curfew <br>

As there is no light or sound <br>

Just one of the many problems <br>

With hosting a sporting event in space. <br>

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Attention all athletes. There are minor scheduling adjustments. <br>

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Space Disc! Is totally cancelled. <br>

Space Swords! Is totally cancelled. <br>

Space Luge! Is also cancelled. <br>

And all other events are pending! <br>

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Welcome to your Space Olympics <br>

All the oxygen has run out <br>

And someone who will not be named <br>

Accidentally hit self-destruct <br>

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As you file to your escape pods <br>

I'll distract the alien hordes <br>

And as I stare death in the face I know my sins will take me to hell. <br>

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You do it for the love <br>

My love <br>

And there ain't no woman that could take your spot my love<br>

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