THE LONELY ISLAND - Santana DVX lyrics
rate me<FONT size="1"><B>(feat. E-40)</B></FONT><BR><BR>
<i>[bottle pops]</i><br>
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<i>[Intro]</i><br>
What is that, Cristal? (No!)<br>
Dom P? (Hell no!)<br>
(This is that Carlos Santana champagne!)<br>
Oh shit, Santana DVX? That's my joint!<br>
(Mine too, but a lot of these busters don't know about it)<br>
WELL LET'S TELL THESE MOTHERFUCKERS~!<br>
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<i>[The Lonely Island]</i><br>
As a kid, I used to lay awake and think<br>
When was Santana gonna make a drink?<br>
But now I'm all grown and my dream came true<br>
Santana champagne, from here to you<br>
From the heart of Napa Valley and the guitar king<br>
Comes a sparkling wine, to make a blind man sing<br>
Yo it's the cham-pan-yah, from the man with the bandana<br>
I can't stand a flute with anything but Santana<br>
What's the first name in cham - it's Carlos<br>
And to that man I propose a toast<br>
In the 60's, he had lots of freebie sex<br>
But now he's gettin down with the DVX<br>
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<i>[Interlude]</i><br>
Excuse me fellas!<br>
Am I to understand that Carlos Santana has made a champagne?<br>
(That's right motherfucker! Here, try it)<br>
Alright <i>[pops bottle]</i> AWWWWWWWWW SHIT~!<br>
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<i>[The Lonely Island]</i><br>
I feel alive for the first time<br>
Each sip hits my lips like a landmine<br>
Without Carlos in my life I was livin a lie<br>
He makes his guitar weep, but his champagne cries<br>
He's a Southwest, tie wearin bolo champ<br>
Comin straight out the box with a bolo champ'<br>
Yo he a beast with the sugar and yeast, mix it in pots<br>
Like the way his release mixed jazz blues and pops<br>
And the salsa fusion, he's lady's shoe producin<br>
Plus he teamed with Rob Thomas for a music revolution<br>
On the 7th day, it was said God rest<br>
But on the 8th day he made the DVX<br>
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<i>[E-40]</i><br>
Gentlemen, gentlemen, what is all the hubbub about?<br>
(Carlos Santana!) That's right<br>
I see bitches-is enjoyin my sparkling wine<br>
(We certainly are) Well be careful<br>
cause this shit'll get you fucked up<br>
Bitch!<br>
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I'm like no other, one of a kind, my sparkling wine<br>
Santana DVX make you wanna have sex (OOOOH)<br>
I'm rich bitch! I'm havin my chips<br>
Get laid all the time, by 70's chicks - uhh<br>
Won hella Grammies, batches throw me they panties<br>
I'm probably your daddy, I probably nutted in your mammy<br>
I'm a Bay boy, city life, been around the corner<br>
Try to play me foul and my vatos gon' run up on ya<br>
A legend, a boss, that's what I are<br>
Ask about me pimp, 'tana be killin the guitar<br>
Old enough to know better but young enough to not care<br>
I get active - might slap a bitch with my hair (WHIP)<br>
Left coast up top I bang that shit<br>
My sparkling wine'll pop Cristal on her lip<br>
Cain't stop, won't stop gettin my bread<br>
Pack arenas and coliseums now watch me shred<br>
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<i>[guitar solo]</i><br>
Ohhhh, San-tan-tan-tan-ahhhh<br>
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<i>[The Lonely Island]</i><br>
A monkey drank a bottle and learned to speak<br>
A queer drank a bottle and became a freak<br>
A lion drank a bottle and forgot how to growl<br>
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<i>[E-40]</i><br>
A horse drank a bottle, and fucked a cow~!<br>
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