THE LONELY ISLAND - Reba (Two Worlds Collide) lyrics

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[Andy:]

Oh, it's been a long time coming

Two of the world's greatest

America's Sweetheart, Ms. Reba McEntire

(Yeah, yeah, how you doin', Andy?)

We 'bout to take it to the top

Hit 'em, Reba

[Kenan:]

Haters in my face try to keep me down

But you know we keep on shining (Here we go!)

Two crazy big stars from opposite worlds

'Bout to set this track on fire

(Yeah, she's the queen of country)

He's a comedy prince

Makin' something out of nothing

(We hooked up in the studio to make this song!)

But as usual we ended up fucking (No doubt!)

[Andy:]

Flashback to when I first met Reba

Sitcom dressing room, puffing on cheeba

I said I was a fan, she said "groovy"

Dropped her denim skirt and said, "hop to it"

Made love all night (More like we fucked!)

Kids banging on the door, tryna interrupt

But them autographs can wait

Cause this is way too strong

I can't leave it alone

Because her pussy's the bomb

[Kenan:]

Well my pussy is the bomb and that's a fact

But these n-words keep on tripping (Okay!)

So I stay on my grind and drop these hits

Cause I can't go back to stripping (I'm Reba!)

(You're my undercover freak)

And you're my best friend, but our families don't approve

(That's right 'cause I'm a city boy)

And I'm a country girl

And I'll never leave your sweet balls blue

[Andy:]

Ay, because a girl like Reba's got just what I need

With big, broad shoulders and a red ass weave (And a penis)

Hot damn, she fly

All she wanna do is fuck me

I'm a lucky guy (I'm a guy too)

My friends think I should dump her

They say she's a man who found a wig in a dumpster

(Your friends are smart)

Naw, Rebs, they're just jealous cause I'm dating a star

Instead of hanging with the fellas (Hanging like my nuts)

Word up, they're just liars

They can't believe that I could pull Reba McEntire

[Kenan:]

Ever since I came out my mama's butt

I knew I was destined for greatness

I looked in a dumpster and saw a wig

And thought, "Hey brother, I'm gon' take this" (Tell 'em, Reba!)

So I put it right on and took a stroll

Right over to 30 Rock (SNL!)

I saw Andy Samberg and he thought I was Reba

And I made him suck my dirty cock

[Andy:]

So there you have it

Two worlds collide

We the new Bonnie and Clyde (Reba!)

From haystacks to Maybachs, our love will survive

For Reba I ride, 'til the day that we die (I'm Reba!)

Thanks to Lloyd_lumos for correcting these lyrics