THE LONELY ISLAND - Punch You In The Jeans lyrics
rate me<BR>
These days, a lot a cats is outta line <br>
Seems to me, like they need to get punched <br>
Yeah, but where you gonna punch em? <br>
Yo, the choice is obvious <br>
I'll punch you in the jeans <br>
I'll punch you in the jeans <br>
This is not a case of man vs machine <br>
You think that you're safe, thought you got away clean? <br>
I'll roll up on you smooth and punch you in the jeans <br>
I got my fists clenched, gonna throw a haymaka <br>
Rockin your slacks from here to jaimaica <br>
Shake in your boots, cuz I'm the earthquaka <br>
Bringin those jeans round here was a mistaka <br>
I gotta vendetta, it's against your jeans (yeah) <br>
Gonna put my knuckles up against the seams <br>
They can be on your legs or on the clothesline <br>
But when I see the zipper and cloth, it's go time! <br>
And I'm zeroed in, I got the tunnel vision <br>
Gonna cover you in shit like a ton of pigeons <br>
Man I hate your jeans, I'm gonna bruise that denim <br>
It really doesn't matter as long as you're in em' <br>
Yo we'll punch your jeans, we've said it before <br>
Best believe this is not a metaphor <br>
Better watch your back, cuz we're on the creep <br>
And we won't stop till your jeans are six feet deep! <br>
Man I'll murder your jeans, I'll feed em to the fishes <br>
Heres what I'd do, if I had three wishes <br>
Punch your jeans, on all three counts <br>
It would bring me satisfaction in large amounts <br>
If I had three wishes I would do the same <br>
We see eye to eye in this jean punch game <br>
I'd lay em in a field, where there's chemical sprayin <br>
But I'd punch em first, yo that goes without sayin (yeah) <br>
Acid wash pleats or a nifty cuff <br>
It's just another jean for my fist to stuff <br>
Throwin fistacuffs, eat pants like bag lunches <br>
Jeans pronounced dead <br>
Cause of death? <br>
Hecka punches! <br>
Yo we'll punch your jeans, we've said it before <br>
Best believe this is not a metaphor <br>
You got somethin to say, we got the proper retorts <br>
Beat your jeans so bad that they'll wish they were shorts <br>
Gonna revise your Levi's with physical harm <br>
Put divets in the rivets with my physical arm <br>
Gonna beat those jeans, gonna dip em in slime <br>
Turn your 501s into 499s <br>
When I punch a jean I like to imagine a face <br>
The fly is the nose and the balls are the base of the face <br>
You got taste and it shows my man <br>
God damn your jean brand got me throwin my hands <br>
Gonna go back in time, find the man who made jeans <br>
And choke him to death, if you know what I mean <br>
Yo I know what you mean, so keep your jeans on a hush <br>
Breakout, before you get bumrushed <br>
Yo we'll punch your jeans, we've said it before <br>
Best believe this is not a metaphor <br>
So take off your jeans, and reverse the curse <br>
Cuz we the best jean punchers in the universe <br>
(It really doesn't matter as long as you're in em') <i>[x2]</i><br>
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