THE LONELY ISLAND - Natalie's Rap lyrics
rate me<FONT size="1"><B>(feat. Natalie Portman)</B></FONT><BR><BR>
<i>[Interview #1]</i><br>
<i>[I]</i> We're sitting here today with film star Natalie Portman<br>
<i>[N]</i> Hello<br>
<i>[I]</i> So Natalie, tell us what a day in the life of Natalie Portman is like?<br>
<i>[N]</i> Do you really want to know?<br>
<i>[I]</i> Please tell us<br>
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<i>[Natalie Portman]</i><br>
I don't sleep motherfucker off that 'gnac and the durban<br>
Doin 120 gettin head while I'm swervin<br>
(Damn Natalie, you a crazy chick)<br>
Yo, shut the fuck up and suck my dick<br>
I'm bustin dudes valves like gushers motherfucker<br>
Pull up to NBC and smack the shit outta Jeff Zucker<br>
What you want Natalie? (To drink and fight!)<br>
What you need Natalie? (To fuck all night!)<br>
Don't test me when I'm crazy off that airplane group<br>
Put my foot down your throat til your shit's in my shoe<br>
Leave you screamin, pay for my dry-cleanin<br>
Fuck your man it's my name that he's screamin!<br>
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<i>[Interview #2]</i><br>
<i>[I]</i> I'm sorry Natalie, are we to believe that you condone driving while intoxicated?<br>
<i>[N]</i> I never said that I was a role model<br>
<i>[I]</i> But, what about the kids that look up to you?<br>
<i>[I]</i> Do you have a message for them?<br>
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<i>[Natalie Portman]</i><br>
All the kids lookin up to me can suck my dick<br>
It's Portman motherfucker, drink til I'm sick<br>
Slit your throat and pour nitrous down the hole<br>
Watch you laugh and cry; while I laugh, you die<br>
And to all the dudes, you know I'm talkin to you<br>
(We love you Natalie!) I wanna fuck you too!<br>
(Hey!) It's for Portman! (Hey!) It's for pussies!<br>
I'll kill your fuckin dog for fun, so don't push me<br>
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<i>[Interview #3]</i><br>
<i>[I]</i> Well Natalie, I'm surprised, all this coming from a Harvard graduate?<br>
<i>[N]</i> Well, there's a lot you may not know about me<br>
<i>[I]</i> Really, such as?<br>
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<i>[Natalie Portman]</i><br>
When I was in Harvard I smoked weed everyday<br>
I cheated every test and snorted all the yay<br>
I gotta def posse, you gotta lot of dudes<br>
I sit right down on your face and take a shit<br>
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<i>[The Lonely Island]</i><br>
Natalie, you are a bad ass bitch (hell yeah~!)<br>
And I'll always pay for your dry-cleanin<br>
When my shit gets in your shoe (What!) as for the drug use<br>
Well I can't vouch for that, my dick is scared of you (ooh)<br>
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<i>[Outro]</i><br>
<i>[I]</i> Natalie, one final question<br>
<i>[I]</i> If you could steal a smooch from any guy in Hollywood who would it?<br>
<i>[N]</i> No more questions<br>
<i>[I]</i> What!<br>
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