Natalie's Rap

Name: Natalie's Rap
Description: (feat. Natalie Portman) [Interview #1]<br&gt
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&lt;FONT size=&quot;1&quot;&gt;&lt;B&gt;(feat. Natalie Portman)&lt;/B&gt;&lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;BR&gt;&lt;BR&gt;
&lt;i&gt;[Interview #1]&lt;/i&gt;&lt;br&gt;
&lt;i&gt;[I]&lt;/i&gt; We're sitting here today with film star Natalie Portman&lt;br&gt;
&lt;i&gt;[N]&lt;/i&gt; Hello&lt;br&gt;
&lt;i&gt;[I]&lt;/i&gt; So Natalie, tell us what a day in the life of Natalie Portman is like?&lt;br&gt;
&lt;i&gt;[N]&lt;/i&gt; Do you really want to know?&lt;br&gt;
&lt;i&gt;[I]&lt;/i&gt; Please tell us&lt;br&gt;
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&lt;i&gt;[Natalie Portman]&lt;/i&gt;&lt;br&gt;
I don't sleep motherfucker off that 'gnac and the durban&lt;br&gt;
Doin 120 gettin head while I'm swervin&lt;br&gt;
(Damn Natalie, you a crazy chick)&lt;br&gt;
Yo, shut the fuck up and suck my dick&lt;br&gt;
I'm bustin dudes valves like gushers motherfucker&lt;br&gt;
Pull up to NBC and smack the shit outta Jeff Zucker&lt;br&gt;
What you want Natalie? (To drink and fight!)&lt;br&gt;
What you need Natalie? (To fuck all night!)&lt;br&gt;
Don't test me when I'm crazy off that airplane group&lt;br&gt;
Put my foot down your throat til your shit's in my shoe&lt;br&gt;
Leave you screamin, pay for my dry-cleanin&lt;br&gt;
Fuck your man it's my name that he's screamin!&lt;br&gt;
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&lt;i&gt;[Interview #2]&lt;/i&gt;&lt;br&gt;
&lt;i&gt;[I]&lt;/i&gt; I'm sorry Natalie, are we to believe that you condone driving while intoxicated?&lt;br&gt;
&lt;i&gt;[N]&lt;/i&gt; I never said that I was a role model&lt;br&gt;
&lt;i&gt;[I]&lt;/i&gt; But, what about the kids that look up to you?&lt;br&gt;
&lt;i&gt;[I]&lt;/i&gt; Do you have a message for them?&lt;br&gt;
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&lt;i&gt;[Natalie Portman]&lt;/i&gt;&lt;br&gt;
All the kids lookin up to me can suck my dick&lt;br&gt;
It's Portman motherfucker, drink til I'm sick&lt;br&gt;
Slit your throat and pour nitrous down the hole&lt;br&gt;
Watch you laugh and cry; while I laugh, you die&lt;br&gt;
And to all the dudes, you know I'm talkin to you&lt;br&gt;
(We love you Natalie!) I wanna fuck you too!&lt;br&gt;
(Hey!) It's for Portman! (Hey!) It's for pussies!&lt;br&gt;
I'll kill your fuckin dog for fun, so don't push me&lt;br&gt;
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&lt;i&gt;[Interview #3]&lt;/i&gt;&lt;br&gt;
&lt;i&gt;[I]&lt;/i&gt; Well Natalie, I'm surprised, all this coming from a Harvard graduate?&lt;br&gt;
&lt;i&gt;[N]&lt;/i&gt; Well, there's a lot you may not know about me&lt;br&gt;
&lt;i&gt;[I]&lt;/i&gt; Really, such as?&lt;br&gt;
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&lt;i&gt;[Natalie Portman]&lt;/i&gt;&lt;br&gt;
When I was in Harvard I smoked weed everyday&lt;br&gt;
I cheated every test and snorted all the yay&lt;br&gt;
I gotta def posse, you gotta lot of dudes&lt;br&gt;
I sit right down on your face and take a shit&lt;br&gt;
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&lt;i&gt;[The Lonely Island]&lt;/i&gt;&lt;br&gt;
Natalie, you are a bad ass bitch (hell yeah~!)&lt;br&gt;
And I'll always pay for your dry-cleanin&lt;br&gt;
When my shit gets in your shoe (What!) as for the drug use&lt;br&gt;
Well I can't vouch for that, my dick is scared of you (ooh)&lt;br&gt;
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&lt;i&gt;[Outro]&lt;/i&gt;&lt;br&gt;
&lt;i&gt;[I]&lt;/i&gt; Natalie, one final question&lt;br&gt;
&lt;i&gt;[I]&lt;/i&gt; If you could steal a smooch from any guy in Hollywood who would it?&lt;br&gt;
&lt;i&gt;[N]&lt;/i&gt; No more questions&lt;br&gt;
&lt;i&gt;[I]&lt;/i&gt; What!&lt;br&gt;
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