THE LONELY ISLAND - Mother Lover lyrics
rate meoh dang
what is it dawg?
i forgot its mothers day
didnt get a gift for her?
other plans got in the way, she'll be so dissapointed
damn i forgot it too!
this could've been avoided
what the hell are we gonna do?
my mom's been so alone ever since my daddy left (cold)
no one to hold her tight, life as put her to the test
i know just what you mean, my mom's been so sad and grey (word)
my dad can't satisfy her in the bedroom ever since he passed away
HOLD UP
you thinkin what im thinkin?
im thinkin im thinkin too
SLOW UP
what time is it dawg?
it's time for a switcharoo
we both love our moms, women with grown women needs
i say we break them off, show them how much they really mean
cause i'm a mother lover
you're a mother lover
we sould f*ck each others
mother's, f*ck each others moms
ill push in that place where you came out as a baby
no doubt that sh*t is crazy
f*cking each others moms
cause every mothers day needs a mothers night
if doing it is wrong i dont wanna be right
im calling on you cuz i cant do it myself
to me your like a brother
so be my mother lover
im layin in the cut waiting for your mom
clutchin on this lube and roses
i got my digital camera
ima make your momma do a million poses
they will be so suprised
we are so cool and thoughtfull
cant wait to pork your mom
ima be the syrup she can be my waffle
show love, my momma loves bubble bath with chamomile
straight up, give it to my mom d-d-d-d-d-d doggy style
this a perfect plan for a perfect mothers day
they'll have to rename this one
all up under the covers day
cause i'm a mother lover
you're a mother lover
we sould f*ck each others mother's
f*ck each others moms
ill push in that place where you came out as a baby
aint no doubt that sh*t is crazy
f*cking each others moms
break it down
it would be my honor
to be your new step-father
it would be my honor
to be your new step-father
ill let you do my mother
make me another brother
and im gonna do your mother
ill never use a rubber
OH!
cause every mothers day needs a mothers night
if doing it is wrong i dont wanna be right
im calling on you cuz i cant do it myself
to me your like a brother
so be my mother lover
they blessed us both with the gift of life
she brought you in this world
so ima sex her right
this is the second best idea that we've ever had
the choice can be no other
so be my mother lover
HAPPY MOTHERS DAY
