THE LONELY ISLAND - Like A Boss lyrics
rate me<BR>
Mr. Samberg, thanks for coming to your performance review. <br>
No problem. <br>
So you're in charge around here, is that fair to say? <br>
Absolutely, I'm the boss. <br>
Well, so take us through a day in the life of, "The Boss". <br>
Well the first thing I do is-- <br>
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Talk to corporate (like a boss) <br>
Approve memos (like a boss) <br>
Read a workshop (like a boss) <br>
Remember birthdays (like a boss) <br>
Direct work-flow (like a boss) <br>
My own bathroom (like a boss) <br>
Micro-manage (like a boss) <br>
Promote synergy (like a boss) <br>
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Hit on Deborah (like a boss) <br>
Get rejected (like a boss) <br>
Swallow sadness (like a boss) <br>
Send some faxes (like a boss) <br>
Call a sex line (like a boss) <br>
Cry deeply (like a boss) <br>
Demand a refund (like a boss) <br>
Eat a bagel (like a boss) <br>
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Harassment Lawsuit (like a boss) <br>
No Promotion (like a boss) <br>
5th of vodka (like a boss) <br>
Shit on Deborah's desk (like a boss) <br>
Buy a gun (like a boss) <br>
In my mouth (like a boss) <br>
Oh fuck man, I can't fucking do it, shit! <br>
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Pussy out (like a boss) <br>
Puke on Deborah's desk (like a boss) <br>
Jump out the windows (like a boss) <br>
Suck a dude's dick (like a boss) <br>
Score some coke (like a boss) <br>
Crash my car (like a boss) <br>
Suck my own dick (like a boss) <br>
Eat some chicken strips (like a boss) <br>
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Chop my balls off (like a boss) <br>
Black out in the sewer (like a boss) <br>
Meet a giant fish (like a boss) <br>
Fuck his brains out (like a boss) <br>
Turn into a jet (like a boss) <br>
Bomb the Russians (like a boss) <br>
Crash into the Sun (like a boss) <br>
Now I'm dead (like a boss) <br>
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Uh huh. So that's an... average day for you then. <br>
No doubt. <br>
You chopped your balls off and died. <br>
Hell yeah. <br>
And I think at one point there you said something about sucking your own dick? <br>
Nope. <br>
Actually, I'm pretty sure you did. <br>
Nah, that ain't me. <br>
OK, well this has been eye-opening for me. <br>
I'm the boss. <br>
Ya, I know, I got that. You said it about 400 times. <br>
I'm the boss. <br>
Ya, ya, I got it. <br>
I'm the boss. <br>
No, I heard you, see you later! <br>
(like a boss)<br>
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