THE LONELY ISLAND

THE LONELY ISLAND - Jizz In My Pants lyrics

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Lock eyes from across the room<br>

Down my drink while the rhythms boom<br>

Take your hand and skip the names<br>

No need here for the silly games<br>

Make your way through the smoke and crowd<br>

The club is the sky and im on your cloud<br>

Move in close as the lasers fly<br>

Our bodies touch and the angels cry<br>

Leave this place go back to yours<br>

Our lips first touch outside your doors<br>

The whole night what we've got instore<br>

Whisper in my ear that you want some more <br>

And I<br>

JIZZ IN MY PANTS<br>

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This really never happens you can take my word<br>

I wont apoligize, thats just absurd<br>

Mainly your fault from the way that you dance<br>

And now I<br>

JIZZ IN MY PANTS<br>

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Dont tell your friends or Ill say your a slut<br>

Plus its your fault, you were rubbing my butt<br>

Im very sensitive, some would say thats a plus<br>

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Now I'll go home and change<br>

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I need a few things from the grocery<br>

Do things alone now mostly<br>

Left me heart broken not lookin for love<br>

Surprised in my eyes when I looked above<br>

The check out counter and I saw a face<br>

My heart stood still so did time and space<br>

Never felt that I could feel real again<br>

But the look in her eyes said I need a friend<br>

She turned to me thats when she said it<br>

Looked me dead in the face, asked Cash or Credit?<br>

And I<br>

JIZZED IN MY PANTS<br>

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Its perfectly normal, nothing wrong with me<br>

But were going to need a clean up on aisle 3<br>

And now Im posed in an awkward stance because I<br>

JIZZED IN MY PANTS<br>

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To be fair you were flirting a lot<br>

Plus the way you bag cans got me bothered and hot<br>

Please stop acting like youre not impressed<br>

One more thing, Im gonna pay by check<br>

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Last week - I saw a film<br>

As I recall it was a horror film<br>

Walked outside into the rain<br>

Checked my phone and saw you rang and I<br>

JIZZED IN MY PANTS<br>

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Speeding down the street when the red lights flash<br>

Need to get away need to make a dash<br>

A song comes on that reminds me of you and I<br>

JIZZ IN MY PANTS<br>

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The next day my alarm goes off and I<br>

JIZZ IN MY PANTS<br>

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Open my window and a breeze rolls in and I<br>

JIZZ IN MY PANTS<br>

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When Bruce Willis was dead at the end of sixth sense I<br>

JIZZED IN MY PANTS<br>

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I just ate a grape and I<br>

JIZZED IN MY PANTS<br>

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I went-<br>

JIZZED IN MY PANTS<br>

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Ok seriously you guys can we, ok?<br>

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I JIZZ RIGHT IN MY PANTS EVERY TIME YOURE NEXT TO ME<br>

AND WHEN WERE HOLDING HANDS ITS LIKE HAVING SEX WITH ME<br>

YOU SAY IM PREMATURE I JUST CALL IT ECSTASY<br>

I WEAR A RUBBER AT ALL TIMES ITS A NECESSITY<br>

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Cuz I<br>

JIZZ IN MY PANTS<br>

(I jizz in my pants, I jizz in my pants, yes I jizz in my pants, yes I jizz in my pants)<br>

yes I JIZZ IN MY PANTS<br>

(I jizz in my pants, I jizz in my pants)<br>

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AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH<br>

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<i>[Thanks to Darlene Laboy for these lyrics]</i><br>

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