THE LONELY ISLAND - Jizz In My Pants lyrics
rate me<BR>
Lock eyes from across the room<br>
Down my drink while the rhythms boom<br>
Take your hand and skip the names<br>
No need here for the silly games<br>
Make your way through the smoke and crowd<br>
The club is the sky and im on your cloud<br>
Move in close as the lasers fly<br>
Our bodies touch and the angels cry<br>
Leave this place go back to yours<br>
Our lips first touch outside your doors<br>
The whole night what we've got instore<br>
Whisper in my ear that you want some more <br>
And I<br>
JIZZ IN MY PANTS<br>
<br>
This really never happens you can take my word<br>
I wont apoligize, thats just absurd<br>
Mainly your fault from the way that you dance<br>
And now I<br>
JIZZ IN MY PANTS<br>
<br>
Dont tell your friends or Ill say your a slut<br>
Plus its your fault, you were rubbing my butt<br>
Im very sensitive, some would say thats a plus<br>
<br>
Now I'll go home and change<br>
<br>
I need a few things from the grocery<br>
Do things alone now mostly<br>
Left me heart broken not lookin for love<br>
Surprised in my eyes when I looked above<br>
The check out counter and I saw a face<br>
My heart stood still so did time and space<br>
Never felt that I could feel real again<br>
But the look in her eyes said I need a friend<br>
She turned to me thats when she said it<br>
Looked me dead in the face, asked Cash or Credit?<br>
And I<br>
JIZZED IN MY PANTS<br>
<br>
Its perfectly normal, nothing wrong with me<br>
But were going to need a clean up on aisle 3<br>
And now Im posed in an awkward stance because I<br>
JIZZED IN MY PANTS<br>
<br>
To be fair you were flirting a lot<br>
Plus the way you bag cans got me bothered and hot<br>
Please stop acting like youre not impressed<br>
One more thing, Im gonna pay by check<br>
<br>
Last week - I saw a film<br>
As I recall it was a horror film<br>
Walked outside into the rain<br>
Checked my phone and saw you rang and I<br>
JIZZED IN MY PANTS<br>
<br>
Speeding down the street when the red lights flash<br>
Need to get away need to make a dash<br>
A song comes on that reminds me of you and I<br>
JIZZ IN MY PANTS<br>
<br>
The next day my alarm goes off and I<br>
JIZZ IN MY PANTS<br>
<br>
Open my window and a breeze rolls in and I<br>
JIZZ IN MY PANTS<br>
<br>
When Bruce Willis was dead at the end of sixth sense I<br>
JIZZED IN MY PANTS<br>
<br>
I just ate a grape and I<br>
JIZZED IN MY PANTS<br>
<br>
I went-<br>
JIZZED IN MY PANTS<br>
<br>
Ok seriously you guys can we, ok?<br>
<br>
I JIZZ RIGHT IN MY PANTS EVERY TIME YOURE NEXT TO ME<br>
AND WHEN WERE HOLDING HANDS ITS LIKE HAVING SEX WITH ME<br>
YOU SAY IM PREMATURE I JUST CALL IT ECSTASY<br>
I WEAR A RUBBER AT ALL TIMES ITS A NECESSITY<br>
<br>
Cuz I<br>
JIZZ IN MY PANTS<br>
(I jizz in my pants, I jizz in my pants, yes I jizz in my pants, yes I jizz in my pants)<br>
yes I JIZZ IN MY PANTS<br>
(I jizz in my pants, I jizz in my pants)<br>
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AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH<br>
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<i>[Thanks to Darlene Laboy for these lyrics]</i><br>
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