THE LONELY ISLAND - I'm On A Boat lyrics
rate me<FONT size="1"><B>(feat. T-Pain)</B></FONT><BR><BR>
<i>[Intro (T-Pain)]</i><br>
(Shortayyyy) Aww shit<br>
Get your towels ready it's about to go down (shorty, yeah)<br>
Everybody in the place hit the fuckin deck (shorty, yeah)<br>
But stay on your motherfuckin toes<br>
We runnin this, let's go<br>
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<i>[Chorus (T-Pain)]</i><br>
I'm on a boat (I'm on a boat)<br>
I'm on a boat (I'm on a boat)<br>
Everybody look at me cause I'm sailin on a boat (sailin on a boat)<br>
I'm on a boat (I'm on a boat)<br>
I'm on a boat<br>
Take a good hard look at the motherfuckin boat (boat, yeah)<br>
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<i>[The Lonely Island (T-Pain)]</i><br>
I'm on a boat motherfucker take a look at me<br>
Straight flowin on a boat on the deep blue sea<br>
Bustin five knots, wind whippin out my coat<br>
You can't stop me motherfucker cause I'm on a boat<br>
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Take a picture, trick (trick) I'm on a boat, bitch (bitch)<br>
We drinking Santana champ, cause it's so crisp (crisp)<br>
I got my swim trunks, and my flippie-floppies<br>
I'm flippin burgers, you at Kinko's straight flippin copies<br>
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I'm ridin on a dolphin, doin flips and shit<br>
The dolphin's splashin, gettin e'rybody all wet<br>
But this ain't Seaworld, this is real as it gets<br>
I'm on a boat motherfucker, don't you ever forget<br>
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I'm on a boat and, it's goin fast and<br>
I got a nautical themed pashmina afghan<br>
I'm the king of the world, on a boat like Leo<br>
If you're on the shore, then you're sho' not me-oh<br>
{Get the fuck up, this boat is REAL!!!}<br>
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Fuck land, I'm on a boat, motherfucker (motherfucker)<br>
Fuck trees, I climb buoys, motherfucker (motherfucker)<br>
I'm on the deck with my boys, motherfucker (yeah)<br>
This boat engine make noise, motherfucker<br>
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Hey ma, if you could see me now (see me now)<br>
Arms spread wide on the starboard bow (starboard bow)<br>
Gonna fly this boat to the moon somehow (moon somehow)<br>
Like Kevin Garnett, anything is possible<br>
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<i>[T-Pain]</i><br>
Yeah, never thought I'd be on a boat<br>
It's a big blue watery road (yeah)<br>
Poseidon~!! Look at me, oh (all hands on deck)<br>
Never thought I'd see the day<br>
When a big boat comin my way<br>
Believe me when I say, I fucked a mermaid<br>
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<i>[Chorus]</i><br>
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<i>[T-Pain]</i><br>
Whoahhh<br>
Sha-sha-shorty, shorty<br>
Yeah yeah yeahhh<br>
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