THE LONELY ISLAND - I Threw It On The Ground lyrics
rate meI was walkin' through the city streets<br />
And a man walks up to me and hands me the latest energy drink<br />
"Run faster, jump higher"<br />
Man, I'm not gonna let you poison me<br />
<br />
I threw it on the ground<br />
You must think I'm a joke<br />
I ain't gonna be part of your system<br />
Man! Pump that garbage in another man's face<br />
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I go to my favorite hot dog stand<br />
And the dude says, "You come here all the time! Here's one for free."<br />
I said, "Man! What I look like? A charity case?"<br />
<br />
I took it and threw it on the ground! <br />
I don't need your handouts! <br />
I'm an adult! <br />
Please! <br />
You can't buy me hot dog, man! <br />
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At the farmer's market with my so called girlfriend<br />
She hands me her cell phone, says it's my dad<br />
Man, this ain't my dad! <br />
This is a cell phone! <br />
<br />
I threw it on the ground! <br />
What, you think I'm stupid?<br />
I'm not a part of this system<br />
My dad's not a phone! <br />
DUH! <br />
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Some poser hands me cake at a birthday party<br />
Whatcha want me to do with this? Eat it?<br />
<br />
Happy birthday to the ground! <br />
I threw the rest of the cake, too! <br />
Welcome to the real word, jack*ss! <br />
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So many things to throw on the ground<br />
Like this, and this, and that, and even this<br />
I'm an ADULT! <br />
<br />
Two Hollywood phonies try to give me their autograph<br />
GROUND! <br />
Nobody wants your autograph, phonies! <br />
<br />
Then the two phonies got up<br />
Turned out the had a taser<br />
And they tased me in the butthole<br />
<br />
I fell to the ground<br />
The phonies didn't let up<br />
Tasin' on my butthole over and over<br />
<br />
I was screamin' and squirmin'<br />
My butthole was on fire<br />
The moral of the story is<br />
<br />
You can't trust the system<br />
<br />
Man!
Thanks to The Ripper for correcting these lyrics
