THE LONELY ISLAND - I Don’t Give A Honk lyrics

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Nowadays, everybody's using curse words

Seems to me like it ain't necessary

Yeah, so when I get steamed

Yo, I tell 'em like this

I don't give a honk, I don't give a honk

And if you think I do, my friend

Then you're wronk

Your crocodile tears can go and got gonk

You think I'm a funk, but we don't give a honk

I'm a wild child and I'm on the loose

Giving less of a honk than a Muslim goose

Saw a broken car horn and its honk was faint

Man, if I was senator, it'd be a honkless state

Yo, I drove past a rally saying "Honk For Peace"

So I took out my gun and shot 'em all in the knees

I don't give a honk! You picked the wrong dude

If a honk was my virginity, consider me prude

I consider it rude to have honkpectations

Only thing I give a honk is a long vacation

On a long space station, can't hear you scream

And they sure can't hear you honk, know what I mean?

Yo we told you before: we don't give a honk

And saying that we do is completely ridonk

You could try to buy us off with your pesos and francs

But your money means nothing, you could take it to the bonk

Man, I'm stingy when it comes to my honks, me too

I literally stick 'em to my body with glue

Good thinking Abe Lincoln, you're a real smart cookie

Teach a class about giving a honk? I'm playing hooky

Now what you gonna do with all your honks?

Gonna dive in and swim like Scrooge McDonk

‘Cause for a honk I'd bite a chunk out of a Buddhist monk

And at his funeral, everyone will sing this sonk

Yo, we told you before: we don't give a honk

Got a theory that we do? Well your theory's debunked

Save the drama for your mama ‘cause your … is bronck

Our policy is staunch: we don't give a honk

You know a honk in some countries is considered a food

And if you don't eat it all, it's considered quite rude

We all know we're born with 100 honks

But people throw 'em away like they were Donkey Konks

And the honks are the barrels

The kings and the pharaohs sing about honks

Like they were Christmas carols

I'll punch you in the jeans

But this ain't Lonely Island

And if I catch you steaming my honks

I'll get violent

Yo, we told you before: we don't give a honk

Even if you give us candy like Willy the Wonk

But don't come for my honks, better know your place

Mother-honkers honk around and get honked in the face

This the not honking around crew

And this not honking around thing is about to go both ways