THE LONELY ISLAND - Dreamgirl lyrics
rate me<FONT size="1"><B>(feat. Norah Jones)</B></FONT><BR><BR>
(The following song is brought to you by Chex Mix) <br>
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Some dude once said that love is a many funny things <br>
I know there's a perfect girl out there for me, cuz I see her <br>
in my dreams <br>
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Dream girl, you're a fantasy, you're the only one <br>
Out there for me <br>
My love <br>
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Dream girl you amaze me all dressed in paisley <br>
Love how not one but both eyes are lazy <br>
When I first saw you you were drivin' the bus <br>
Thick skin, strong nose like a rhinoceros <br>
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Dream girl so beautiful, lips all crumby <br>
Skin like asphalt, nose so runny <br>
Thick thighs, no waist, not a care in the world <br>
You not crazy girl, you just my baby girl <br>
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If you envision in sweats with the neon patch <br>
Half eaten squirrel hangin' outta your mouth <br>
Rainbow poncho, the female tonto <br>
Hear a loud noise drop a bucket like a bronco <br>
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Dream girl, you're a fantasy, you're the only one <br>
Out there for me <br>
My love <br>
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You got your cellphone ring set to Sex and the City <br>
You like a hot bowl of gritz only way more gritty <br>
Straight drippin' your turquoise my Santa Fe queen <br>
One short leg you got the Santa Fe Lean <br>
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It's music to my ears when you scream in your sleep <br>
And when you lift your skirt in public yo I can't help but peek <br>
You like Cleopatra with the eyes of a pig <br>
Love to watch you in the backer when you go out to dig <br>
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Girl how'd you get those mouse traps glued to your neck <br>
Little rascal, how'd you get screwed to the deck? <br>
You put away slurpees like a trash can <br>
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Your smiles all stainy and your not too brainy and <br>
I like that! <br>
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Talking to your shoes lke it's your friend <br>
I like that! <br>
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Yellin' at the walls of make pretend <br>
I like that! <br>
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Tellin' you to stop it then you don't <br>
You said you gonna stop it in my sleep <br>
But you won't! <br>
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Last week thought I saw you on the straight turn that was a bag of trash <br>
Just a big ol' bag of trash <br>
I thought you look like a bag of trash <br>
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Dream girl I pitch a tent when you stomp in the room <br>
Like a hellbound turkey mixed with a baboon <br>
Your sexy and your spicy like a bowl of Chex Mix <br>
And I always feel safe when I'm in your flesh mitts <br>
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Your teeth so clean coulda swore you were British <br>
Never take the Chex Mix cuz you always get skinnish <br>
Open clamps with both feet cuz your ambidextrous <br>
No point cuz we know you eat nothin' but Chex Mix <br>
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Chex Mix number one food snack in the land <br>
It's the cereal taste that you eat with your hand <br>
Chex Mix at your local grocer buy your box <br>
Your family will all say <br>
CHEX MIX ROCKS! <br>
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Chex Mix, your the snack for me, your the only one <br>
I'll ever eat or buy <br>
Chex Mix your delicious, you got 60% less fat than potato chips <br>
The end<br>
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