THE LONELY ISLAND - Cool Guys Don't Look At Explosions lyrics

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Seems like these days the whole world's on fire.

Things keep blowin' the hell up,

And all those rubberneckers and lookyloos stand slack-jawed starin'.

But real men have the nuts to walk away.

Yeah

Cool guys don't look at explosions.

They blow things up and then walk away.

Who's got time to watch an explosion?

There's cool guy errands that they have to walk to.

Keep walkin', keep shinin'.

Don't look back, keep on walkin',

Keep struttin', slow-motion.

The more you ignore it, the cooler you look.

Ladies and gentlemen, please join me in welcoming...

Mr. Neil Diamond!

Ha-ha-ha,

Where are we?

Cool guys don't look at explosions.

They stride forward in their diamond-covered boots.

They wear jumpsuits of glittery rhinestones

And walk away in slow-motion.

Keep walkin', you're cruisin',

Cherry, Cherry, Sweet Caroline

Denzel walks, Will Smith walks,

Mark Wahlberg is wearing a hat!

Keyboard Solo, J.J. Abrams!

Cool guys don't look at explosions.

The flames are hot, but their heart is chilled.

Walk fast from that boring explosion,

And don't think... about the people you've killed.

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