The Locust - Pulling The Christmas Pig By The Wrong Pair Of Ear lyrics

rate me

[Q:]</i> If the aunt had balls she would be?

[A:]</i> Uh, the uncle.

[Q:]</i> And in more trouble than?

[A:]</i> A pregnant nun.

So get a hole to hide in

or somehide to cover the hole

Pig's Christmas parcel arrived

basically full of crap

and others lil' treats.

Awe, that little pig.