The Land Before Time

The Land Before Time - Who Needs You?

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ICHY (SPOKEN):

Well, you couldn't get it without me, I'm the eyes!

DIL (SPOKEN):

So? I'm the teeth! *growl*

ITCHY (SPOKEN):

Ah, who needs you?!

DIL (SPOKEN):

And who needs you?!

ICHY:

I need you like a hole in the head

DIL:

And I need you like a bug in the bed!

ICHY:

You constantly bite the claw that feeds you!

BOTH:

Who needs you? Not me!

DIL:

I need you like a pain in the gut!

ICHY:

Oh yeah? And I need you like a kick in the butt!

You truly disgrace the race that breeds you!

BOTH:

Who needs you? Not me!

DIL:

Who needs you, you creepy, crawly creature?

You're ugly as sin, just a scraggly bag of skin!

ICHY:

And who needs you?

Your tail's your finest feature.

You're thick skinned and a bore

Draggin' your belly 'round the floor!

DIL:

Oh, I need you like a rock on my toes!

ICHY:

And I need you like a sock on the nose!

I'm shocked and appalled by your behavior.

DIL:

Don't try being nice, 'cause that won't save ya!

BOTH:

I'm better off without you, I can see.

So who needs you? Not me!

ICHY:

I need you like a cold in July!

DIL:

And I need you like a punch in the eye!

ICHY:

Of all the dumb beasts, not one precedes you

BOTH:

Who needs you? Not me!

DIL:

I need you like I need a disease!

ICHY:

And I need you like the sun needs to freeze!

For quickness of mind, a rock outspeeds you

BOTH:

Who needs you? Not me!

DIL:

Who needs you, you cross-eyed, crazy critter?

You twitter and squawk, and you're knock-kneed when you walk!

ICHY:

And who needs you, you flat foot, four foot quitter?

You're bitter and you're mad 'cause you're as ugly as your dad!

DIL:

Oh, I need you like I need some more teeth!

ICHY:

I lift a rock and find you underneath

I'm deeply upset by your demeanor.

DIL:

I know that I'm mean, but you're de-mean-or

BOTH:

No more unlikely pair could ever be

ICHY:

The word is incompatability!

DIL:

Not only that, we don't get on, you see!

BOTH:

So who needs you, except the race that breeds you?

Who needs you

DIL:

Not me!

ICHY

Not me!

DIL:

Not me!

ICHY

Not me!

BOTH:

Not me!

Thanks to KimberlyJordan

Thanks to M.P. for correcting these lyrics

Thanks to Pocahontas for correcting these lyrics

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