The Land Before Time

The Land Before Time - Eggs

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OZZIE:

When I wake up, first thing I do

Eggs

Is to look around for something to chew

Eggs-actly

Feeding myself is very, very tricky

Because you see, I’m ridiculously picky

Eggs

STRUT (SPOKEN):

Excuse me, Ozzie,um...

OZZIE:

This Struthiomimus

Won’t settle for the dregs!

I’ll borrow, I’ll beg, I’ll even kiss you-

STRUT (SPOKEN):

Kiss me?!

OZZIE:

-For my dear beloved dose

Of eggs

STRUT:

Ohhhh......Hey Ozzie, I’m so hungry

I can’t wait another minute

Here’s a juicy little leaf

With a beautiful sticket

Can’t I have a taste,

If I promise just to lick it?

OZZIE (SPOKEN):

STOP!

STRUT (SPOKEN):

What?!

OZZIE:

You imbecilic eater!

Great green blobs

Couldn’t possibly be sweeter

Than a pile of eggs

You’ve got to smell them, feel them

Crack them...open!

For a great, big nestful I am hoping

STRUT:

Oh look, I’m starving, I’m weak

There is nothing in my tummy

Oh, the mold on that tree

Is starting to look yummy

OZZIE:

The colors and shapes

And assorted sizes

Gobble them all for appetizers

Eggs-tasy

STRUT:

Ozzie, what’s the matter

With a little vegetation?

OZZIE:

I’ve had it up to here

With this aggravation!

STRUT:

Well can’t just I have

This piece of a tree?

OZZIE & (STRUT):

Why can’t you be more like me?

You leaf-loving (Hey!)

Bush-burping

Stem-smelling (Now wait a minute!)

Garden-gorging

Plant-popping

Tree-tasting

Dirt-devouring beast (Ozzie!)

You’ve got to have eggs

Thrice a day at least

Thanks to KimberlyJordan

Thanks to Kaitlynn for correcting these lyrics

Thanks to Kaitlynn for correcting these lyrics

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