The Lancashire Hotpots - The Firewall Song lyrics

rate me

Oh eye

I know broadbands cheap

but you're cheaper

Listen to this

You were up all night on t'internet

downloading naughty films

but theres one vital thing you didn't do

A momentary lapse in concentrations left a gap

now your whole hard drive is up the wall

Oh a trojan horse has entered

A worm is in C drive

I told you all about McAfee

It hasn't taken long

and now I've written you this song

before you wit' download is what for dee?

Get thee sen a firewall

Ger thee sen internet security

Get thee sen a firewall

Download one for free

Now theres so many x-rated pop-ups

You can hardly bloomin' think

With every X click you get five more

Your desktop needs a tidy

It'll take till a week next Friday

And wifes here now she wants to talk on Skype

So you tried delete your history

And get rid of all cookies

Calm down your getting sweaty

Whats the rush?

You've left it all too late

Your shared folder was an open gate

Gone and got yourself a big virus

I told ya

Should have had a firewall

Should have had internet security

Should have had a firewall

Download one for free