The king blues - 5 Bottles Of Shampoo lyrics

rate me

She pushed in before me in the supermarket queue

Pretending not to see me in that way women do

She put on the counter some milk and bread too

Then she pulled out, five, different bottles of shampoo

And I though to myself I will never understand women

And I hear some of you say that all men are the same

They're all ruled by their dicks

That's true of some but not all, don't point that finger so quick

There's some dude in the clubs pinching girls arses

Being intimidating with obscene passes

A goddess, you can tell when she dances

You shout slag when she rejects your advances

It's like you got no belief in yourself

Or you ain't got the balls to just talk to a girl

So every time after six years

Your aim of the nights to reduce her to tears

When she chats to me, you spit and shout whore

Well it is written in the art of war

To fight only the battles you can win

But I will defend your honour until they kick my face in

You can scrape me up bruised and battered off the floor

Integrity is what black eyes are invented for

So down with the dictatorship that's so cocksure

They use rape as a weapon of war,

Down with the man who gives his wife a punch

Down with the judge who said it weren't rape 'cos she was drunk

If you're pro-life be a doctor, foster a kid

But don't you dare tell women what they can and can't do

When it was a women who gave life to you

Yes I'm a man, I guess a typical one

But I ain't afraid to say

I think that women are beautiful and strong

Too fat, too thin that's just media spin

You look best when you're comfortable in your own skin

So I'm sorry if you feel undue

If the truth be known I'm in aura of you

You're a giver of life and a warrior too

But do you really need five different bottles of shampoo?