The Hormonauts - This Cat'S Too Fat lyrics

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1. Telephone my baby get a date for Saturday night Got some money in my wallet, hair slicked up just right Hang on a minute, these here pants is too tight! I used to be a 34 now I's a 38 Walk up to my baby's door, skinny Jim, lookin great Hang on a minute this here cat's put on weight! c) This cat's too fat Hey diddle diddle This cat's too fat Put on weight round the middle This cat's too fat Look at the state l'm in! This cat's too fat I got a double chin! I better find myself a double mat This cat's too fat! 2. Now l like my wine and whisky, like my coffee laced l-Talian cookin' is the stuff l love to taste All this fine livin's done gone right to my waist! I guess it's true, a few pounds I could lose, Cut out the whiskey, cut down on the booze Pretty soon th'only thing left I goin't fit's my shoes! 3. My baby says she likes it, truth be told Says them skinny boys just leave her cold She loves them andles l got there to hold! c) This cat's too fat Hey diddle diddle This cat's too fat Put on weight round the middle This cat's too fat Look at the state I'm in! This cat's too fat I got a double chin! l better find my self a double mat This cat too fat!