Hand on heart 
Foot in mouth 
You’ve always something new to 
Shout about
You’re just like me 
Saying things you shouldn’t uncontrollably
It’ll grow tiresome soon

Hand on heart 
Foot in mouth 
I mean so well
Please don’t doubt

Oh dear 
What have we become?
We mucked up royally
In the pursuit of fun
You’re just like me 
Struggling to censor both thought and deed
It’ll grow tiresome soon

Hand on heart 
Foot in mouth 
I mean so well 
Please don’t doubt 
How typical of me to behave like that
How typical of you to react

Dancing like a sold boy
Yes, there I was
Dancing like a sold boy
Yes, there I was
Dancing like a school boy
Yes, there I was
Dancing like a school boy

Hand on heart 
Foot in mouth 
I mean so well 
Please don’t doubt 
How typical of me to behave like that
How typical of you to react