The Harvey Girls movie - The Wild, Wild West lyrics

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Verse:<br>

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Kindly check yore shootin' irons yonder at the door,<br>

Please remove yore spurs before you come out on the floor,<br>

We'll have no gunplay here at this charade,<br>

No, siree, there's gotta be down right respectability,<br>

Where ev'rybody drinks pink lemonade.<br>

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Chorus 1:<br>

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I was hopin' to be ropin' somepin' wild in the wild, wild west,<br>

I been settin' till I'm gettin' kinda riled at the wild, wild west,<br>

I read about them desperado guys,<br>

As desperate as men can be,<br>

I reckon it was just a pack o' lies,<br>

The only one who's desperate is me,<br>

I don't care if he's a sheriff, or a real cattle rustlin' heel,<br>

The property I've got ain't hard to steal, your deal!<br>

Oh, they say they have hair on their chest,<br>

The only thing I've seen is just a fancy vest,<br>

Holy smackers, milk and crackers, but it's wild in the wild, wild west.<br>

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Chorus 2:<br>

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I was aimin' to be claimin' me a pard in the wild, wild west,<br>

I was lookin' to be tooken off my guard in the wild, wild west,<br>

They told me that the outlaws captured you<br>

And never set a lady free,<br>

I heard they held 'em all for ransom too,<br>

But evidently ransom don't want me,<br>

All that prattle 'bout the cattle bein' left on the range to graze,<br>

Well, don't they ever have no roundup days, I raise!<br>

Yeah, I heard about them western chaps,<br>

I've only seen the kind you wear around your laps,<br>

Sars'parella, citronella, but it's wild in the wild, wild west.<br>

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