The Grouch - Artsy lyrics

rate me

You ain't artsier than me

Cause you got sideburns and a vintage tee

I said you ain't artiser than me

Cause you pluck a guitar, that ain't fuckin bizarre

You ain't artsier than me

Cause you live in Los Feliz, bitch you ain't Jesus

You ain't artsier than me

I got a colorful vocab, watch the low jab

So what you're vegan?

It shows in your presence, you be geekin'

And you been seekin' the same light

Speakin' of game like the enemy, hang tight

I got a tail about 6 foot 1 by infinity

Full of sun, rain & potential energy

All you saw were the K-Swiss

Clean, crisp, creased jeans means this

So you thought and dipped

My walks hip, thoughts; hipper

Unzip the zipper

No I don't wear hemp or drink liquor

And that don't make me the man, just a little bit sicker

Spit kicker with an eye for the big dipper

From an island cliff emerges a loud whisper

And I'm proud of this, it's my art

You doin yoga just to look the part.

You ain't artsier than me

Cause you chop up breaks and you dig in the crates

You ain't artsier than me

You just a trendy lesbian, dreadlock thespian

You ain't artsier than me

Cause you make weed brownies and knit wool hats

You ain't artsier than me

You pseudo-elitest old-school sap

Don't let an 808 scare ya

Shake stripes off your shirt and clear the whole area

I'm a humanoid too

And if you're cool with me then I'll look past the void in you

Instead of through

I'm down with VW's and flossed-out caddys on 22's too.

I bang for good

Fools, kill for nothin'

I build for somethin'

Family and peace

Hand me the piece

I'll hit it, I'm social

Hear my opinion

I'm proud, I'm vocal

Local in a foreign place

More digital than dusty

But trust me, I be tourin' space

You be whorin' at a comfortable pace

You be skippin a chore to jump in a race

I be bumpin my bass like you collect comics

I'm not weird, I'm honest

You ain't artsier than me

Cause you only read books, don't watch T.V.

You ain't artsier than me

Cause you shop at Whole Foods in open-toed shoes

You ain't artsier than me

Cause you speak real soft and drink Chai tea

You ain't artsier than me

I recycle too, I'm kinda like you

I just look cleaner, grown demeanor

Wear deodorant, registered voter

And a tree hugger too

Not in these clothes

Me lova you but it's gotta be both ways

Most days I'm earthy, stay grounded

Often it's a paper chase, I'm well-rounded

Straight to face, townish

It's all boundless

I make it sound universally dope

Overcome adversity, reshape the worst of me

Do it for the love and release it commercially

Like a blockbuster started at Sundance

Can't stop man you only get one chance

Presentation is key, hesitation ain't see

Innovation is my A-R-T

Dedication is free, occupation is me

Innovation is my A-R-T

You ain't artsier than me

Cause you drive a hybrid and carpool with three

You ain't artsier than me

Cause you a 16th Mexican, you ain't ethnic

And you ain't artsier than me

You just a broke ass poet with the same old cadence

You ain't artsier than me

We was conscious first, welcome to Earth