The Great Mouse Detective movie - The World's Greatest Criminal Mind lyrics
rate me<br>
[Ratigan:]<br>
My friends, we are about to embark on the most<br>
odious, the most evil, the most diabolical scheme<br>
of my illustrious career. A crime to top all <br>
crimes,<br>
a crime that will live in infamy!<br>
[Chorus:] <br>
[Ratigan:] Tomorrow evening, <br>
our beloved monarch celebrates <br>
her<br>
diamond jubilee. And, with the enthusiastic help <br>
of<br>
our good friend Mr Flaversham, it promises to be <br>
a<br>
night she will never forget. Her last night, and <br>
my<br>
first, as supreme ruler of all mousedom!<br>
<br>
From the brain that brought you the Big Ben Caper<br>
The head that made headlines in every newspaper<br>
And wondrous things like the Tower Bridge Job<br>
That cunning display that made London a sob<br>
<br>
Now comes the real tour de force<br>
Tricky and wicked, of course<br>
My earlier crimes were fine for their times<br>
But now that I'm at it again<br>
An even grimmer plot has been simmering<br>
In my great criminal brain<br>
<br>
[Chorus:] <br>
Even meaner? You mean it?<br>
Worse than the widows and orphans you drowned?<br>
You're the best of the worst around<br>
Oh, Ratigan<br>
Oh, Ratigan<br>
The rest fall behind<br>
To Ratigan<br>
To Ratigan<br>
The world's greatest criminal mind<br>
<br>
[Ratigan:] <br>
Thank you, Thank you. But it hasn't all been<br>
champagne and caviar. I've had my share of<br>
adversity, thanks to that miserable second-rate<br>
detective, Basil of Baker Street. For years, that<br>
insufferable pipsqueak has interfered with my <br>
plans.<br>
I haven't had a moment's peace of mind. But, all<br>
that's in the past! This time, nothing, not even<br>
Basil, can stand in my way! All will bow before<br>
me!<br>
[Chorus:] <br>
Oh, Ratigan<br>
Oh, Ratigan<br>
You're tops and that's that<br>
To Ratigan<br>
To Ratigan<br>
[Bartholomew:] <br>
To Ratigan, the world's greatest rat<br>
<br>
[Ratigan:] <br>
What was that? What did you call me?<br>
[Thug 1:] <br>
Oh, oh, he didn't mean it, Professor.<br>
[Thug 2:] <br>
I-it was just a slip of the tongue.<br>
[Ratigan:] <br>
I am NOT A RAT!<br>
[Thug 3:] <br>
'Course you're not. You're a mouse!<br>
[Thug 4:] <br>
Yeah, that's right. Right! A mouse.<br>
[Thug 5:] <br>
Yeah, a big mouse!<br>
[Ratigan:] <br>
SILENCE! Oh, my dear Bartholomew, I'm afraid that<br>
you've gone and upset me. You know what happens<br>
when someone upsets me.<br>
<br>
[Bartholomew:] <br>
Oh, Ratigan<br>
Oh, Ratigan<br>
You're the tops and that's that<br>
(Oh dear.)<br>
To Ratigan<br>
To Ratigan<br>
To Ratigan, the world's greatest -<br>
[Felicia:] <br>
Meow.<br>
[Ratigan:] Oh, Felicia, my precious, my baby. Did Daddy's<br>
little honey bun enjoy her tasty __?<br>
[Felicia:]<br>
Urp.<br>
[Ratigan:] <br>
I trust there will be no further interruptions? <br>
And now, as you were singing?<br>
<br>
[Chorus:] <br>
Even louder<br>
We'll shout it!<br>
No one can doubt what we know you can do<br>
You're more evil than even you<br>
Oh, Ratigan<br>
Oh, Ratigan<br>
You're one of a kind<br>
To Ratigan<br>
To Ratigan<br>
The world's greatest criminal mind<br>
<br>
