The Funkoars - Team Idiot lyrics
rate me(Hook x4)
What is you, an idiot? Stupid
(Verse)
Ah, they got a plan in the pan out
Start from the man, but still, I'm lovin' the government for them handouts
Hands down,who's the dimmest? Even if I was a lawyer,
I would be the burn up with me
It didn't seem to be between obscene and absurd
The more that I get, the more that I need to be seen and observed
Couldn't give a shit where you've been or you've gone
You deeming it wrong, by gettin' all yo daemons in a 3 minute song
Bang! Officer,drop the nice spray pepper
With the bullshit in my mouth it tastes better
Get my world T's together whenever I need
Skip town and be a doomsday pepper
Ages and conspiracy finds they cause cancer,
Him trace the wheel and my guard is the answer
I like reality shows cause my reality blows
You should have already learned that I'm an idiot
(Hook)
You should learn me better than that
But you didn't, so I'm leaving you with a little fact
That you're the team idiot
(Don't skip, that's how I do it)
(You are the idiot, I'm the blueprint)
You should have learned me better than that
But you didn't, I guess I blend into the crowd
Don't go for team idiot.
Bitch, when I go in the mix, it's not all bad
But most of it is, motherfuckers
Don't you get it? x2
Shoot, you idiot, you stupid
I wouldn't have said it the first time
(Verse)
No, I don't use a urinal in between people
If I see a free cubical, I don't wanna pee in the middle (Need privacy)
You don't wanna leisurely cruise with two in the driver's seat (Save thing!)
On my black p.m. (?) before my Days Inn
Unless stick figure family stickers would be amazing
When i was young, they said wish for the stars
So I let a penguin drive and try to reach from the car
I said "hey, DJ, won't you play my song?"
I'd rather annoy you (Annoy ya) all night long
It got me thinking what can go wrong?
(Just right) And Charles Mason wrote fuck songs
(So fuck that) Fuck that! And fuck boys lost the wars in the multiples
The winners in this shit eating green, lookin' comfortable
Understandably, now my wife mad at me
(Cushion is a comic at three feet, my family?)
(Hook)
You should learn me better than that
But you didn't, so I'm leaving you with a little fact
That you're the team idiot
(Don't skip, that's how I do it)
(You are the idiot, I'm the blueprint)
You should have learned me better than that
But you didn't, I guess I blend into the crowd
Don't go for team idiot.
Bitch, when I go in the mix, it's not all bad
But most of it is, motherfuckers
Don't you get it? x2
Shoot, you idiot, you stupid
I wouldn't have said it the first time
(Verse)
Now, if we gonna play this game, I'm mister MVP
Dick set across my jersey, represent my team
Got drunk off the (???) that ran across my coffin
Now, on every verse feel like I'm rhyming in the marsh-pit
Got my single on, got my pingle on,
Find the drunkest girl here and hit 'er with my digarong
Don't plan on living long, but love it when I sing my favorite song
And the X factor raise my pay check
Nothing happens, burp, bu none of them good
People say I'm going crazy, I'm just misunderstood
I wear my jeans (???) up the circulation
Guess it's just nature's way to swerve the procreation
All the latta on the maybeline heart
Because I'm walking round in public talkin' loud on my phone
And when it rain, I drop 20k's underneath the speed limit
Cause of this, welcome to team idiot!
(Hook)
You should learn me better than that
But you didn't, so I'm leaving you with a little fact
That you're the team idiot
(Don't skip, that's how I do it)
(You are the idiot, I'm the blueprint)
You should have learned me better than that
But you didn't, I guess I blend into the crowd
Don't go for team idiot.
Bitch, when I go in the mix, it's not all bad
But most of it is, motherfuckers
Don't you get it? x2
Shoot, you idiot, you stupid
I wouldn't have said it the first time
You should have known me better than that
So I am leaving blaming you with the fact
That you have team idiot
You're stupid,that's how I do it
You want an idiot?
I'm the blueprint
You should have known me better by now
I wonder how?
I guess I'll blame it to the crowd
I don't blame you for team idiot
It's not bad most of this,motherfucker
You should have known me better than that
So I am leaving blaming you with the fact
That you have team idiot
You're stupid,that's how I do it
You want an idiot?
I'm the blueprint
You should have known me better by now
I wonder how?
I guess I'll blame it to the crowd
I don't blame you for team idiot
It's not bad most of this,motherfucker
Thanks to constantinv for correcting these lyrics
