The Freeze - I Hate Tourists lyrics

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I hate tourists<br />

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Driving down route 28<br />

I gotta hurry fast or I'll be late<br />

Because I see a girl and she wants a ride<br />

And she'll soon be sitting by my side<br />

But the guy in front from Michigan<br />

Is slowing down to let her in<br />

With her gone I can't shoot my load<br />

So I fucking run him off the road<br />

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Because I hate tourists tourists suck<br />

It's only their daughters I wanna fuck<br />

There isn't a tourist that I don't hate<br />

So get the hell out of my state<br />

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I hate tourists<br />

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I went down to my beach at noon<br />

I got pushed away there was no room<br />

Their bodies are covering our ocean land<br />

And their babies are pissing in our sand<br />

The only place where there aren't too many<br />

Is in our local cemetery<br />

I'll tell you now I'll do what I can<br />

And get em all sent to Iran<br />

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Because I hate tourists tourists suck<br />

It's only their daughters I wanna fuck<br />

There isn't a tourist that I don't hate<br />

So get the hell out of my state<br />

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I hate tourists</