The DiCamillo Sisters - But Why's It So Cold? lyrics
rate meIts Christmas We're Talkin' ‘Bout!<br />
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No! Beware! <br />
Ill Cover You In Fast Eddies underwear<br />
Wow I'll eat your mammies panties<br />
And tell your mom to come to me<br />
And come to my prom<br />
Its in outer space <br />
That's where my sleigh can fly to<br />
Goodbye! Excuse you<br />
Can I come back and say the rest of it?<br />
Its Christmas kids and you're gonna love it!<br />
Gravy dripping all over me<br />
Christmas is good...<br />
But only when I come to your house <br />
And you've been good<br />
Christmas comes to everyone in every neighborhood<br />
Whoa yeah <br />
Christmas In Fact<br />
You see Christmas layin' on it's back....<br />
Get Back To Work Bitch!<br />
With me on top<br />
And don't you ever ever pull the lever that says stop<br />
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Santa cooked your Christmas In his hobbit hole<br />
But why's it so cold?<br />
X4<br />
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Yeah you know....<br />
It is what it is so...<br />
Whoa! <br />
I took a big ol' dump in a pringles can..<br />
Now I'm wipin' off my ass<br />
Forget about my hand<br />
Pumped up ready to do it<br />
I get in my sled<br />
My sack filled with fluid<br />
Im bringin joy to my elves..<br />
Don't put it by me<br />
Pleasures I wont deny their heiney <br />
My Armpits will sweat when I see that long-haired elf<br />
Coming out of his Corvette<br />
Even though it's old <br />
And it's got a little scratch<br />
It don't matter<br />
I just love to lick his patch..<br />
On his chest<br />
You'll Catch me red-handed<br />
Douglas! I'm the Christmas Bandit!<br />
Top-soil plant<br />
Don't you love the taste <br />
Of a beaver when it hesitates<br />
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With this christmas you're going dutch<br />
But whys it so cold<br />
Get me outta this now!<br />
But Whys it so cold<br />
Let me...rub your back<br />
But Why's it so cold<br />
You're gonna make a lot of money kid!<br />
But why's it so cold?<br />
I'll invest every bit of love I got!<br />
But why's it so cold?<br />
I got a toolbox!<br />
But why's it so cold?<br />
It makes no sense!<br />
But Why's It so cold?<br />
Fill you up...<br />
With pleasurous nutrients <br />
Like a worm has!<br />
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Weiner...Ho Ho Ho<br />
But Why's It so Cold?<br />
X5<br />
And it all happened at the company christmas party?<br />
Oh Yeah!
