The Dan Band - I Wanna Rock You Hard This Christmas lyrics

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While the jingle bells are jingling and the snow begins to fall

And my grandma makes a gingerbread cookies just across the hall

I'm freakin bout what to get you and it suddenly occurs to me

The best Christmas present is to rock yo body underneath the fuckin' tree

[Chorus]

I wanna rock you hard this Christmas

I wanna fill your stocking with my candycane of joy

We'll have a very merry motherfuckin' Christmas

I'll drive the love train down Santa Claus lane

I'm your little drummer boy

While the eggnog is all noggy

And the fireplace all a glow

While our bodies are heating up in yuletide places down below

I hope you like my present

It was way too big to wrap

I'm gonna get naughty all over your body

Come sit on Santa's lap

[chorus]

We'll shiver like snow angels 'til the morning

We won't hear the reindeer hoofing up the walk

We won't hear Santa coming down the chimney

We won't see he and my grandma making hot ass cookie love

And you'll hear him scream as he rides out of sight

He'll fuckin say, "Granny, I rocked you hard this Christmas

I filled your stocking with my candycane of joy

So have a very merry motherfucking Christmas"

And the world will start rejoicing

And the choir boys start to sing

And the lords a leaping give the ladies in waiting their five ass golden rings

And the seven pipers a piping

The eight maids a milking in the snow

And I'll be happy when I'm getting all nappy with my Christmas ho ho ho

Have a very merry motherfucking Christmas

Peace on Earth, we are the world and freaking kumbaya

Have a very merry mother fucking Christmas

Deck the halls with your Chirstmas balls fa la la la la la la la la

Thanks to tracy ann