The Coup - Ass-Breath Killers lyrics

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Y-y-y-you've got ass breath!

{*scratched: "And now a word from our sponsor"*}

You've got ass breath! You've got ass breath!

You've got ass breath! {*"A word from our sponsor"*}

[Boots]

Some confuse ass-breath for strong halitosis

It's been hundreds of years since the first diagnosis

By the African doctor Mawangi Misoi

Known in the states as Mr. Thomas' boy

He found that preventing this affliction was lost

with the mention of the phrase, "Um yessir boss!"

When that phrase was uttered many stomachs would wrench

Some jumped in the Atlantic to escape the stench

He know that ass-breath came from kissin ass a lot

To be the boss's knight-in-armor like Lancelot

Doctor Misoi years later, before he was hanged

Developed pills with the taste, of lemon merengue

Made from ground gunpowder, of Haitian slaves

And swept from Seminoles who just wouldn't behave

He tested first on young Nat from the Turner plantation

Then sent a batch off to the French speakin nation

It should also be noted a bottle of it was found

in the clenched dead hand of the white John Brown

Everytime it went 'round new people would find it

They would take their essence, put it in and grind it

In Russia, Africa, Asia too

Mao Tse-Tung made the flavors new

In Cuba, the people make new shipments

of this pill that is on the FDA shit-list

That is not recommended, to take befo' dinner

When supervisin Presidents and such type sinners

Take this pill and say what you wish you said

It hardens backbones, they might wish you dead

And it's not to be confused with courage juice

Which we drank in chains and we still ain't loose

These pills really should be taken in groups

Cause ass-breath motherfuckers move with troops

MLK took half a pill, procrastinatin

Once he took a whole pill, they assassinate him

Take Ass-Breath Killers, to really get down

Wherever rocks, fire, and struggle are found

[singers]

When it's time to speak up and you can't make a sound

Take the pills that'll make you kick the king in his crown

Take Ass-Breath Killers, to really get down

Wherever rocks, fire, and struggle are found

"Dr. Misoi's Ass-Breath Killers"

"You've got ass-breath" {*4X*}

[Disclaimer]

The makers of Dr. Misoi's Ass-Breath Killers

are not responsible for corporate losses

or topplings of local regimes and/or governments

[Boots]

So you done took the pill, is it workin yet?

(Nah; man is yours workin yet?)

I think mine is about to start workin now

There it goes

"Hey what are you guys supposed to be doin?"