The Computernerd01 - The Randomness Rap lyrics

rate me

I look like a rabbit

Eat lots of cheese

Play halo 3

Tea bag everyone I see

I don't really care

I'm not a n00b

Just look like one chillin in my tube

Meet my iPod his name is Billy

He plays my music and smells a little weird

My guitar pick is yellow

And the jello is red

Coke beats Sprite and my lyrics are TIGHT

Mary had a little lamb

Josh had a little plunger

This is Ozkar, This is Fran

I eat Pineapples for breakfast

Lunch is my favorite subject

Cheese + Ham = Ham and cheese

Sandwiches are the best so everyone

Stand up and itch yourself

I got a bear, you got my underwear

My shorts are orange

I dance with my grandpa

If you ask me who I am then I'll just tell you

Arnold Schwarzenegger is a BEAST

Every single day I play with my broken drumstick

Photobooth is my life

And my toilet is clogged once again I'm sorry but I couldnt help it

The cottage cheese smells really bad

My beanie makes me look like an egg head

Oh yeah I look like an egg and smell like usher at the same time

So boys and girls get up and lets dance!

My shirt is black and I like to play with this usb flash drive

Because it's really slide-y and it looks really hip

Cuz I wanna be really cool like Herman Li

And I like to play baseball with my friends in the backyard I'm the best one

Every single day because the master chief is a wimp compared to me

+Josh Dance Time! +

Come on it's time to eat your cereal

My bandanna makes me look like a homie

So I'm gonna eat some bologna

Pass me some

I don't really want to

It's all for me and none for you

These are my vehicles

They are expensive

Oh yeah and I want to eat some food

So pass the rubiks cube and lets make a sandwich

In the kitchen with some mayo

I don't know, this is my pig

And this is my hand;; I like to fight crime

Makin fart sounds with your hands

And I want to build a tower cuz I look so good

My name is Josh and I am the greatest rapper

Just ask my grandma she never lies

And my sour watermelons are my babies

They taste so good just like my socks

Cuz I am so KOOL and that's spelled with a K

And my pants have stripes on them

That means I'm really GANGSTAHHH

So why am I talking so slow

I really don't know why

I am a guy! That rhymes with why

LOL means laugh out loud

And JK means...

Josh Kicks beavers in the butt!

[Spoken: N-No I, No I don't]

Worms, cows, beavers, penguins

Those are my favorite animals in the whole entire world

I better go yo and Ugly, pretty, skinny, fat

I'm gonna go to the bathroom and

Eat my favorite chips privately cuz I can't trust you

My dog smells bad

I like to play with my remote cuz it has nine numbers on it

I need to really fart

Pea. Nut. But. Ter. cookies are the best

And their cereal has captain crunch

On the cover OH MY GOSH

My shirt is black and I like to play with this usb flash drive

Because it's really slide-y and it looks really hip

Cuz I wanna be really cool like Herman Li

And I like to play baseball with my friends in the backyard I'm the best one

Every single day because the master chief is a wimp compared to me

My car is a total chick magnet

Cuz it magnetizes chicks to it

Because it smells like dryer sheets oh yes

I try to carve messages into my desk but I always lose

And end up having a really bad day

You may call me weird but all I have to say is

My name is Josh and I like to eat chickens

Oh yeah I like to eat chickens