The Boys From Syracuse movie - Oh Diogenes! lyrics

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There was an old zany who lived in a tub;<br>

He had so many fleabites<br>

He didn't know where to rub.<br>

He kept looking for an honest man<br>

Said "I'm gonna find him if I can"<br>

If i could meet Diogenes today,<br>

This is what i'd say:<br>

Rub-a-dub-dub<br>

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Oh, Digenes!<br>

Find a man who's honest!<br>

Oh, Digenes!<br>

Wrap him up for me<br>

Oh, Digenes!<br>

Find a man who's stolid-solid<br>

Hook that fish if he's in the sea<br>

Hunt him! Trail him!<br>

Catch him! Nail him!<br>

If he is free<br>

Have tou got your stick?<br>

Have tou got your lantern?<br>

Can you do the trick<br>

And produce him, please!<br>

Catch that fellow!<br>

Ring that bell,<br>

Oh, Diogenes<br>

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