The Boys From Syracuse movie - He and she lyrics
rate me<br>
VERSE<br>
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SHE: I was I,<br>
You were you,<br>
And now we're only we.<br>
We are one<br>
Who were two,<br>
Or we had better be.<br>
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HE: "I now pronounce you man and wife"<br>
Are magic words like "Open Sesam"<br>
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SHE: But though they made you mine for life,<br>
They also made you think much less o' me.<br>
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HE: It only shows how little you know of it.<br>
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SHE: I know a pair who made quite a go of it.<br>
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REFRAIN 1<br>
SHE: He was a man who was very fond of , women.<br>
She was a girl who was very fond of men.<br>
She had a taste for both corpulent and slim men.<br>
He wouldn't look at a lady under ten.<br>
She went abroad just to find a man to marry.<br>
He went abroad just to find himself a wife.<br>
She didn't want any Tom or Dick or Harry.<br>
He sought a mate who'd he true to him for life.<br>
She fell in love with the angle of his eyebrow.<br>
He fell in love with the dimple on her knee.<br>
And when they wed,<br>
He went around with other women<br>
And she went with other men.<br>
And that is he and she!<br>
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REFRAIN 2<br>
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HE: He always said, "I would like to have a daughter."<br>
She always said, "I would like to have a son."<br>
She took to kids like a duckling takes to water.<br>
He always thought having babies would be fun.<br>
He told her this on the very day he met her.<br>
She said, "The wish is the father to the sport."<br>
He bought a house, in the nursery he set her.<br>
She helped the stork make his annual report.<br>
He won renown as the father of a squadron.<br>
She won awards for her prolificacy.<br>
And just because,<br>
And just because they loved their children<br>
They got married after all.<br>
And that is he and she!<br>
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REFRAIN 3<br>
HE: She was so pure as the snow before it's driven.<br>
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SHE: He never smoked and he never touched a drop.<br>
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HE: When she said "Boo" she would ask to be forgiven.<br>
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SHE: When he would swim he would always wear the top,<br>
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HE: She wore no rouge though she had a bad complexion.<br>
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SHE: He always prayed ev'ry time he went to bed.<br>
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HE: She was so kind that she hated vivisection,<br>
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SHE: He loved his ma and he swore he' d never wed,<br>
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HE: She was so chaste that it made her very nervous,<br>
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SHE: He loved to go to the vicarage for tea.<br>
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BOTH: And when they died,<br>
And when they died and went to Heaven<br>
All the angels moved to Hell.<br>
And that is he and she!<br>
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