The Blowmen - Spring It On 'Em lyrics

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Me and my mates went out to the bar

Just to see who the drunken saps are

Pathetic little people to the left and right

We can't get blamed if they forget the night

After one round o' drinks I can pretty much tell

My mates are ready to raise some hell

They won't know what hit 'em when we run amok

SPRING IT ON 'EM WHEN THEY'RE DRUNK AS FUCK!

The hipster crowd thinks it's safe to duck

SPRING IT ON 'EM WHEN THEY'RE DRUNK AS FUCK!

Look at those hicks from the pickup truck

SPRING IT ON 'EM WHEN THEY'RE DRUNK AS FUCK!

The pretty girls saw us and out they snuck

SPRING IT ON 'EM WHEN THEY'RE DRUNK AS FUCK!

Me and my mates were at a bar mitzvah

The open bar must have cost a little extra

In honor of entering his manhood

The big boy's guests were getting smashed up good

But before they could come out with the main entree

My mates decided to make 'em oy vey

We tried throwin' bagels and the bagels stuck

SPRING IT ON 'EM WHEN THEY'RE DRUNK AS FUCK!

We found some hummus and we launched that muck

SPRING IT ON 'EM WHEN THEY'RE DRUNK AS FUCK!

Saying mazel tov doesn't bring good luck

SPRING IT ON 'EM WHEN THEY'RE DRUNK AS FUCK!

If the kid complains we'll give him eighteen bucks

SPRING IT ON 'EM WHEN THEY'RE DRUNK AS FUCK!

We went to a shindig with the bourgeoisie

The place was stuffy but the drinks were free

They looked at us funny when we started to cuss

What makes those pricks think they're better than us

While they sip glasses of wine and champagne

Me and my mates are goin' half insane

Tell the host that the hors d'ouvres suck

SPRING IT ON 'EM WHEN THEY'RE DRUNK AS FUCK!

The rich girls here could use a tummy tuck

SPRING IT ON 'EM WHEN THEY'RE DRUNK AS FUCK!

The quartet bassist doesn't know how to pluck

SPRING IT ON 'EM WHEN THEY'RE DRUNK AS FUCK!

Police don't take well to being struck

THEY SPRUNG 'EM ON US WHEN WE'RE DRUNK AS FUCK!

THEY SPRUNG 'EM ON US WHEN WE'RE DRUNK AS FUCK!