THE ARROGANT WORMS - THE HOCKEY SONG lyrics

rate me

Me work hard five days a week

Sweeping garbage from the street

Come home not want book to read

Not 'nuff pictures for me see

Sit right down in favourite chair

Wearing only underwear

Favourite night is Saturday night

'Cause me can watch hockey fights

Me like hockey! Me like hockey!

Me no like pro basketball

'Cause me short and they all tall

Baseball slow like Forrest Gump

'Cept when Robbie spits on ump

Wrestlemania not so great

Me like to see Hulk Hogan skate

TV soccer not that hot

You play bad then you get shot

Me like hockey! Me like hockey!

Swedish players must be geeks

'Cause they still got own real teeth

Not like Finnish players names

What's a Teemu anyway?

Russians worst in history

Got stupid names like Valerie

Me like Sergei Federov

Me like him more if head were off

Ha ha ha!

Me like hockey! Me like hockey!

Me like hockey! We like hockey!

Please mister linesman let the players fight

Please mister linesman let the players fight

Please mister linesman let the players fight

Please mister linesman let the players fight

Let them fight, let them fight, let them fight

Let them fight, let them fight, let them fight

Let them fight, let them fight!

Friends come over put game on

Argue then we lay bets down

Got bag of chips and case of Bud

Should last 'til end of first period

But yankees they win the world cup

Me think they cheat use glowy puck

Maybe if we want to win her

Maybe we should play in winter

Me like hockey! Me like hockey!

Me like hockey! Me like hockey!

Yeah!