THE ARROGANT WORMS - SEX, DRUGS, AND RRSP'S lyrics

rate me

As a little boy I dreamed of playing Rock and Roll

Playing in stadiums with every ticket sold

Seven figure income from a six string guitar

Dating gorgeous women and drivin' custom cars

Then it happened when my record went gold

Then I'm thinking what'll I do when I get old?

Can't live forever as the King of Rock

That's why I'm investing in some blue chip stocks

I got SEX, DRUGS, and RRSPs

I'm a rock and roller with financial security

SEX, DRUGS and RRSPs

I'm a guitar hero with mortgage equity.

I'm a modern rebel with a cause

I like finding loopholes in the new tax laws

My fans are reading 'bout me in the Rolling Stone

While I'm talking to my broker on the telephone.

On stage I run around like some animal

But all my money's in a compound annual

This life is dangerous but I don't care

'Cause I got insurance on my guitar and my hair!

I got SEX, DRUGS, and RRSPs

I'm a rock and roller with financial security

SEX, DRUGS and RRSPs

I'm a guitar hero with mortgage equity.

We used to be such a happy band..

Phil and Nick and Bob and Stan

But Phil choked on his vomit

And then Nick choked on his vomit

And then Stan choked on his vomit

And then so did Bob.

WHAT A BUNCH OF IDIOTS!

Their deaths sure meant an awful lot to me

'Cause now I'm getting all their royalties

They would have spent them on women and booze

But me I got commodities that just won't lose!

The things in life that I appreciate

Are any stocks and bonds that won't depreciate

My stocks are healthy and my bankroll's high

Rock and roll and real estate will never die!

I got SEX, DRUGS, and RRSPs

I'm a rock and roller with financial security

SEX, DRUGS and RRSPs

I'm a guitar hero with mortgage equity.

SEX, DRUGS, and RRSPs

I'm a rock and roller with financial security

SEX, DRUGS and RRSPs

I'm a guitar hero with mortgage equity.

I'm a guitar hero with mortgage equity.

I'm a guitar hero with mortgage equity!!!