THE ARROGANT WORMS - MOUNTED ANIMAL NATURE TRAIL lyrics

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On the Mounted Animal Nature Trail, you'll be sure to see

All Mother Nature's favourite pets, all sitting rigidly

They're never hungry any more, their last meal left them stuffed

Don't worry, they won't walk away if you try and pet their fluff

And the dog goes...

And the cow goes...

And the bear goes...

And the pig goes...

And the crow goes caw!, I guess it was alive

You can see all this

On the Mounted Animal Nature Trail

The Mounted Animal Nature Trail, it's great for Mom and Dad

Where else can Grandma and the kids see the silence of the lambs?

Don't have to walk a hundred miles ore climb the steepest hill

And the only fearsome sound you'll hear is the ringing of the till

And the dog goes...

And the cow goes...

And the bear goes...

And the pig goes...

And the crow goes caw!, I guess it was alive

You can see all this

On the Mounted Animal Nature Trail

The only things that bite are the bugs (Oww..)

And unlike other theme parks, the mice won't say "Hello"

And if you're having troubles with your own family pet

You can bring him and add him to the trail

Everyone, and the dog goes...

And the cow goes...

And the bear goes...

And the pig goes...

And the crow goes caw!, I guess it was alive

You can see all this

On the Mounted Animal Nature Trail