THE ARROGANT WORMS - HEIMLICH MANEUVER lyrics

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I love you so much I need the Heimlich Maneuver

The sun goes down on another day

A day where I haven't found love

I try to eat, but all I taste

is the flavor of a broken heart

Then I saw you across the room

I gasp and my breathing stops

My heart's in my throat, or is it a potato?

I love you so much, I need the Hiemlich manuver

Your love sticks like a turkey bone in my throat

She's in my thoughts and it'll need a jolt to remove her

My love is consumating, while I'm asphyxiating

Over her

When I wake up, I'm on the floor

Faint, dizzy and alone

My stomach hurts, I think my ribs are cracked

Not sure if I'm in a dream

I turn my head, and there you are

I call out and my breathing stops

It's her again, crushing my esophagus

I love you so much, I need the Hiemlich manuver

Your love sticks like a turkey bone in my throat

She's in my thoughts and it'll need a jolt to remove her

Before my expiration, I need resuscitation

Mouth to mouth

She throws water on my face, slaps my cheek

Helps me back on my stool

She's a waitress here, but in the night

She's a student at nursing school

She comes again with a smile and the bill

I pick it up and choke again

She's charged me for my lunch and for the medical procedure

I love you so much, I need the Hiemlich manuver

Your love sticks like a turkey bone in my throat

She's in my thoughts and it'll need a jolt to remove her

For my lasting endurance, I'll need medical insurance

For my bill

For me to get some peace, I'll need a tracheotomy

And an airbag