The Apple Tree movie - It's a Fish lyrics

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I just got back from a hunting trip up north and found that<br>

Eve caught some new kind of animal!<br>

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Now I could swear that its a fish though it resembles us in every way, but size. <br>

She gives it milk and every night she picks it up and pats and pets it when it cries. <br>

I always knew she'd pity fish, but its ridiculous to make them household pets. <br>

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She says its not a fish. <br>

I say it is a fish cause it surrounds itself with water almost every chance it gets.<br>

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Its not a fish. Fish never scream and this one does on occasion it say goo. <br>

Its legs are long, its arms are short,<br>

So I suspect its a kind of kangaroo. <br>

And Since it came, I pity Eve, <br>

shes gotten madder by the minute and it shows. <br>

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Just now I said to her, <br>

that I would much prefer to have it stuffed for my collection <br>

and she punched me in the nose!<br>

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It's growing teeth and it can bite! <br>

And I'm convinced what we have here is a bear. <br>

I'm worried sick, but Eve is not. <br>

She burnt the muzzle I made for it to wear. <br>

I've searched the woods, I baited traps, <br>

but yet I couldn't find its sister or its brother!<br>

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And though I've hunted far and wide! <br>

While Eve heartily stepped outside! <br>

I'll be damned if she didn;t catch another!<br>

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