The Alps - No Ones Pretty lyrics

rate me

I`ve been slain, I`ve been slain

damnit, just before the lay

now I don`t want you as you are,

I only want you as you were

when the lights were dark

what a shame

I`ve been slain, I`ve been slain

damnit, just before the lay

it`s not you who broke my heart,

it`s the lighting in New York

what a shame

it`s my fault for being so bold

I guess you`re only as old

as the person you`re hitting on

have you been hitting on my grandma?

I don`t want you as you are

I only want you as you were

and the lesson learned:

no one`s pretty up close

I see that look that says

your sexual fantasy

is now a crushing reality

give up now and save yourself the blow

what a shame

it`s my fault for being so bold

I guess you`re only as old

as the person you`re hitting on

have you been hitting on my grandma?

men only bother me

when they talk to me

womin only bother me

when they act like men

I don`t want you as you are

I only want you as you were

and the lesson learned:

no one`s pretty up close

I have all the sex appeal of skim milk

I must stop thinking with my uterus

what a shame<br />

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Thanks to razvan