(Verse)
And well, I think I've gone mad, isn't that so sad?
And what a shame you've lost a brain that u neva had
How much for a car? It can't have gone far
I must have left it on a train or lost in a bar
It’s likely in a Sainsbury’s
Flirtin' wit the girls that waited for me
I've tried my best to clear my name
Askin' anybody that's seen my brain
The brain was last seen goin' for a run
And would ya sign an autograph for my daughter, Laura
Cuz she adores ya, but I think you’re shit
I’ve got to look for my brain for a bit
I stand outside and hide my eyes
Well, what do ya expect when you've got no mind?
Say it's a slow day, it drives me insane
Where would I be if I was my brain?