That Handsome Devil - Viva Discordia lyrics

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Uggh

VERSE 1:

Lucy's a goth chick

Spit in the face of a

Jock in mosh pit

Then the kid lost it

Saw her at the mall at the

Local Hot Topic her

Boyfriend was picking out a

New chain wallet

Lucy's all talk she

Really ain't got no

Heart for a fight she'd

Rather see an art show

Beat her face down till she

Looked like a Picasso

Even ripped the ring out her

Boyfriends nostril

Brother's outside

Smoking on a Newport

Heard about his sister

Running through the food court

Ran right over the

Dude from the shoe store

Rumored that jumped down

Two floors, Oh Lord

Came up behind em

The kid didn't see him

I never seen that look

On another human being

CHORUS:

Bats in the belfry (Woo Ha)

Rotten on the vine (Heh heh heh)

Can't keep my eye's closed

Sunny all the time

Put your hands where I can see 'em boy

Keep em up high

This place (this place) is going crazy

VERSE 2:

Mona from Sedona, Arizona

Drove to California in a

Beat up Toyota

Reading Deepak Chopra

Singing Champagne Supernova

Life it ain't all

Roses don't you go where

You're supposed to go

Woke up in a

Mobile home her

Kidney sold in Tokyo

Jumping out the double wide

Running through the trailer park

Tearing off her duct tape

Wearing just a pair of socks

Terry-cloth undies

That her parents bought in

Hysterics when the

Sheriff stopped

Crying with her

Hair in knots

Smelling like

Smirnoff

I think the drugs are

Wearing off

CHORUS

Daddy's little president

Never found the evidence

Heaven sent lemon scented

Medicine they fed us with

Said the speech,

Read it off the teleprompter

Fly away

In an Army helicopter

Heavy metal concert

In the yellow Mazda

Jello shots and marijuana

Going off to war now

All a bunch of mobsters

Looking for Osama Bin

La da da da da da da da

CHORUS

Thanks to Dan Szabo

Thanks to Dustin M. for these lyrics