That Handsome Devil - Miss America lyrics

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Tommy stutters comically

When he says a lot of things,

Mommy does the shopping,

Daddy's digging through the laundry bins,

He likes to try on mommy's things

With his hair up in her bobby pins

The neighbors very neighborly

Occasionally taking peeks at his neice while she takes a pee

I heard the plumbers found a finger when they fixed the basement leak

So pick up the phone

Fix up your lawn

Turn the TV on

There's nothing wrong

Middle America, I love you

Old Mister Wilkenson killed a man

Drunk from the bar

Hit him with the front of his car

Drug him so far,

There was nothing but parts,

For hundreds of yards

Those thick damn power lines,

Will drive you out your mind

Edna sits in the shower sometimes,

For hours and cries,

Whenever she forgets to tell Howard goodbye

So pick up the phone

Fix up your lawn

Turn the TV on

There's nothing wrong

Middle America, I love you

Smoking softly but,

Mommys body shook

Droped the coffee cup

I guess the coffee wasn't strong enough

Becca was a quiet girl

Behind the wheel

With a mouth full of diet pills

A couple beers

And some stuff for your sinuses

Dancing in the fire

Smashing all of the appliances

The psychiatrist said, the zoloft had some side effects.

So pick up the phone

Fix up your lawn

Turn the TV on

There's nothing wrong

Middle America, We love you

Pick up your phone

Fix up your lawn

Turn the TV on

There's nothing wrong

Miss America, We love you