Tenacious D - Karate Schnitzel lyrics

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JB: God, I'm fuckin hungry. Let me check the fridge... Dude, where's my fuckin

schnitzel? Hey, wake up. Wake up you asshole, wake up.

KG: Whahahat? Wh?

JB: Wake up.

KG: What?

JB: You ate my fuckin schnitzel.

KG: What?

JB: You ate my fuckin schnitzel.

KG: Well it was in there. If you put it in there, then it's fair game.

JB: Yeah?

KG: For anybody that wants to eat it.

JB: Well then maybe this is fair game. WOW!

KG: Ow God, Hey!

JB: Yeah, that's right its a karate chop!

KG: What're ya doin?

JB: Well if you didn't like that, how 'bout this? KIKAY!

KG: OW!