Tenacious D The Pick of Destiny movie - Kickapoo lyrics
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..::Jack Black (Narrator)::..<br>
A long ass fuckin' time ago,<br>
In a town called Kickapoo,<br>
There lived a humble family<br>
Religious through and through.<br>
But yay there was a black sheep<br>
And he knew just what to do.<br>
His name was young J.B. and he refused to step in-line.<br>
A vision he did see-eth<br>
Fuckin' rockin' all the time.<br>
He wrote a tasty jam and all the planets did align.<br>
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..::Jack Black (Son)::..<br>
Oh the dragons balls were blazin' as I stepped into his cave,<br>
Then I sliced his fuckin' cockles,<br>
With a long and shiney blade!<br>
'Twas I who fucked the dragon,<br>
Fuckalize sing-fuckaloo!<br>
And if you try to fuck with me,<br>
Then I shall fuck you too!<br>
Gotta get it on in the party zone!<br>
I gots to shoot a load in the party zone!<br>
Gotta lick a toad in the party zone!<br>
Gotta suck a chode in the party zone!<br>
[Crying]<br>
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..::Meat Loaf (Father)::..<br>
You've disobeyed my orders, son,<br>
My way you never [born?].<br>
Your brother's ten times better than you,<br>
Jesus loves him more.<br>
This music that you play for us comes from the depths of hell.<br>
Rock and roll's The Devil's work, he wants you to rebel.<br>
You'll become a mindless puppet;<br>
Beelzebub will pull the strings!<br>
Your heart will lose direction,<br>
And chaos it will bring.<br>
You'd better shut your mouth,<br>
Better watch your tone!<br>
You're going for a week with no telephone!<br>
Don't let me here you cry,<br>
Don't let me hear you moan!<br>
You gotta praise The Lord when you're in my home!<br>
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..::Jack Black (Son)::..<br>
Dio can you hear me?<br>
I am lost and so alone.<br>
I'm askin' for your guidance.<br>
Won't you come down from your throne?<br>
I need a tight compadre who will teach me how to rock.<br>
My father thinks you're evil,<br>
But man, he can suck a cock.<br>
Rock is not The Devil's work,<br>
It's magical and rad.<br>
I'll never rock as long as I am stuck here with my dad.<br>
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..::Ronnie James Dio (Dio poster)::..<br>
I hear you brave young Jaybles,<br>
You are hungry for the rock.<br>
But to learn the ancient method,<br>
Sacred doors you must unlock.<br>
Escape your father's clutches,<br>
And this oppressive neighborhood.<br>
On a journey you must go,<br>
To find the land of Hollywood!<br>
In The City of Fallen Angels,<br>
Where the ocean meets the sand,<br>
You will form a strong alliance,<br>
And the world's most awesome band.<br>
To find your fame and fortune,<br>
Through the valley you must walk.<br>
You will face your inner demons.<br>
Now go my son and rock!<br>
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..::Jack Black (Narrator)::..<br>
So he went from fuckin' Kickapoo With hunger in his heart;<br>
And he journeyed far and wide to find the secrets of his art;<br>
But in the end he knew that he would find his counterpart.<br>
Rooooock. Rah-ha-ha-ha-hock. Raye-yayayayaye-yock.<br>
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