Team America World Police movie - Kim Jong II lyrics

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I was sent from planet Gyron to conquer the Earth<br>

I had a terrific plan<br>

I thought it would work<br>

Tried to get the earthlings all to kill each other <br>

You see<br>

But it all went wrong and now I must decree<br>

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You are worthless, Alec Baldwin<br>

You are worthless, Alec Baldwin<br>

You failed in every way and now my stock in you has fallen.<br>

Your career is stalling’ and you’re worthless, Alec Baldwin<br>

That’s why I blew your head off<br>

And your children are all bawling'<br>

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Planet Gyron is inhabited with Zypods like me<br>

But also with Balmacks who are giant bees<br>

The Zypods and the Balmacks are at constant war<br>

So we wanted a new home and that’s what Earth was for<br>

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But you are worthless, Alec Baldwin<br>

You are worthless, Alec Baldwin<br>

You fucked up my whole plan<br>

And now Gyron is smeared with Balmack Pollen<br>

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Your garbage needs some hauling’<br>

And you’re worthless, Alec Baldwin<br>

Now I must return home a failure<br>

I’m afraid the pit of Cry rock is calling<br>

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[Thanks to Ron Steinhauser for corrections]<br>

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