It sings by night
It's changing all the time
It's a piece of work
That will last for the rest 
Of my life
Hard as a bone
Smelling like toilets' soap
Build for speed
That's what Joe needs 

Bazooka Joe
I'm calling you 

It makes someone laugh
It makes someone cry
It makes Jelly but
Not for Liza Minelli 

Bazooka Joe
I'm calling you