Taryn Southern - Welcome To Hollywood lyrics

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I used to be a stripper with a bunch of other hoes

Sweating for a dollar, living in sqalor

So I moved in with a roomie, started making movies Sucking dick at parties, hanging out with groupies

Dreaming of a bigger place, saving for a better face

So I post a wanted ad, looking for a sugar dad

Pretty soon I’m making, 6 figures a year

Got my double ds and I'm hanging with celeberities, oh, oh, oh, oh

Saying mozle tov to goyas, fist bump with my broyas

Its a celebration bitches, l'chaim to future riches Thank god this town is kosher, tuchuses on every corner

Ain’t your average mother fucker, yeah the chicks are like no other,

Using my cards to vetch for some shikksas, schleppin’ my shit to single mixers, Drink matzah soup when I feel blue-ish, funny thing is, I ain’t even Jewish

Welcome to Los Angles International airport the the temperature is 75 degrees, sunny, with a slight chance of silicon showers

Welcome to Hollywood, Hollywood, the city of the rich and the misunderstood

Don’t stay too long or you’ll get a disease, here in the city of angel sleaze

This town is too hard without the aid of pharmaceuticals I’m gnawing at my fingers, ruining my cuticles

Wrote six screenplays but I haven’t sold one, then again this shit isn’t 'sposed to be fun

So I’m workin’ on my career, while I’m waiting tables, ’cuz that’s how we do it in city of angels.

On the bright side, I just scored a pot license, said I needed help for my chronic arthritis!

My name is Muhammad and I drive taxi, don’t fuck with me or I'll get nasty

I came to this city without a bed, just dollar to my name and turban on my head

I sell rug in Pakistan but here they don’t like rug, yeah

So I drive your drunk ass I smell you pass gas, fuck you, fuck you, you and your drunk friend, you barf in my cab then leave

You don't pay me in cash or you gonna give me your sheep?

Fuck you! Listen to me! You drunk fuck!

Welcome to Hollywood, Hollywood, the city of the rich and the misunderstood

Don’t stay too long or you’ll get a disease, here in the city of angel sleaze

Two hands in the air for this giant city

Street lights, big dreams, there all looking shitty

No place in the word that compare

Just go smell the stench in the air

Everybody say yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah

Welcome to Hollywood, Hollywood, the city of the rich and the misunderstood

Don’t stay too long or you’ll get a disease, here in the city of angel sleaze

Welcome to Hollywood, Hollywood, the city of the rich and the misunderstood

Don’t stay too long or you’ll get a disease, here in the city of angel sleaze

Welcome to Hollywood bitches, good luck.

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